I just had the pleasure ...

[HotRodZilla]

Whoa nelly, I sure learned some stuff on that field trip! Man. It took me several years to understand some of the things the inmates said to him. Apparently he's worth more than 5 packs of cigarettes.

Nice!

On our first jail visit, we went to the workhouse - lower security for the not-as-bad people. They had a group segregated from the general population - they were the cross-dressers / trans-gender group. Wow... I think the deputy giving us the tour was highly amused by our reaction to their hoots and hollers from their cell.

Old Michael reminds of that group, but OM's .... even weirder.

A few years ago, we had some good intel that a lot of drugs were hitting our jail on certain days. So we staged a raid and hit a couple specific pods, searching the inmates and the guards. I found me a nice quiet spot away from the three guys actively masturbating against the glass of their cells. The guy in the cell next to me was asleep until the comotion woke him up.

As soon as that guy woke up, he started with me. He called me every name in the book and kept singing, "I smell bacon. I smell bacon." I finally got fed up and said, "You smell bacon because that's what your mom made me with my eggs this morning." "She loves it when I work up an appetite."

I expected that he was gonna go ape-****, but he didn't. He got this WTF look on his face, said ok, and sat down and shut up. I think he was just as crazy as the three peep-show boys. Jail is not a nice place. I wouldn't wanna go cuz I'd cry like a *****. I'll be in that non-extradition country with Andy.

 

[timk]

Tell them you're a direct decendant of Judge Roy Bean if you don't want to serve.

 

[beemerdons]

...as crazy as the three peep-show boys. Jail is not a nice place. I wouldn't wanna go cuz I'd cry like a *****. I'll be in that non-extradition country with Andy.

Manitoba?

 

[BikerGeek99]

Golly, Andy. You'd do FINE in prison.

(NOT a Photoshop.

Took ya long enough.

Been waitin' for you to use that one.

I love my blonde mullet wig. It's so damn versatile.

And you're welcome for the setup, OM.

 

[Old Michael]

Took ya long enough.

Been waitin' for you to use that one.

Got lots more, Becky.

:lol: