I miss the chiks...

[rushes]

...we went from some fresh female victim member gracing this house regularly, to a small handful of long-timers who are barely active online.

So, what are WE? Chopped liver ?

He's missin Barb cause she'd talk dirty....

You won't do that, will ya?

OK. Howz this :

"Show me what you can do. I know you’re man enough!"

OR

"What’s that thing you do with your hand? I adore that!"

OR

"This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life."

Any of this dirty enough for you ? I got it off a 'dirty talk' website

My OWN stuff is way better than this

Don't stop....

 

[beemerdons]

...we went from some fresh female victim member gracing this house regularly, to a small handful of long-timers who are barely active online.

So, what are WE? Chopped liver ?

He's missin Barb cause she'd talk dirty....

You won't do that, will ya?

OK. Howz this :

"Show me what you can do. I know you’re man enough!"

OR

"What’s that thing you do with your hand? I adore that!"

OR

"This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life."

Any of this dirty enough for you ? I got it off a 'dirty talk' website

My OWN stuff is way better than this

Don't stop....

HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA!

What Russ said: +10,000 and Twenty Times Gunny!

 

[MEM]

...we went from some fresh female victim member gracing this house regularly, to a small handful of long-timers who are barely active online.

So, what are WE? Chopped liver ?

He's missin Barb cause she'd talk dirty....

You won't do that, will ya?

OK. Howz this :

"Show me what you can do. I know you’re man enough!"

OR

"What’s that thing you do with your hand? I adore that!"

OR

"This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life."

Any of this dirty enough for you ? I got it off a 'dirty talk' website

My OWN stuff is way better than this

Don't stop....

HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA!

What Russ said: +10,000 and Twenty Times Gunny!

Ooooh.... I could really get into this :flirt:

"I want to get naked with you right now."

and ...

"Want to see what I really want? Come closer…"

and.....

"You know what I want. Give it to me."

<from the same website >

And that's ALL! You're going to make me say something I might regret :lol:

 

[Patriot]

REGRET REGRET REGRET...I want REGRET

 

[MEM]

REGRET REGRET REGRET...I want REGRET

You guys are silly

I have to go Plexus my bike

 

[exskibum]

I have to go Plexus my bike

WOW! Just shows you that it's all about context. Even that was HAWT!!! (even for those of us who know what Plexus really is) :dribble:

 

[MEM]

I have to go Plexus my bike

WOW! Just shows you that it's all about context. Even that was HAWT!!! (even for those of us who know what Plexus really is) :dribble:

It's all in the technique. And the costume

 

[rushes]

...we went from some fresh female victim member gracing this house regularly, to a small handful of long-timers who are barely active online.

So, what are WE? Chopped liver ?

He's missin Barb cause she'd talk dirty....

You won't do that, will ya?

OK. Howz this :

"Show me what you can do. I know you’re man enough!"

OR

"What’s that thing you do with your hand? I adore that!"

OR

"This is going to be the dirtiest night of your life."

Any of this dirty enough for you ? I got it off a 'dirty talk' website

My OWN stuff is way better than this

Don't stop....

HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA!

What Russ said: +10,000 and Twenty Times Gunny!

Ooooh.... I could really get into this :flirt:

"I want to get naked with you right now."

and ...

"Want to see what I really want? Come closer…"

and.....

"You know what I want. Give it to me."

<from the same website >

And that's ALL! You're going to make me say something I might regret :lol:

Yer purdy good....

I'll still respect ya tomorrow 'bout as much as I do today....

 

[exskibum]

I have to go Plexus my bike

WOW! Just shows you that it's all about context. Even that was HAWT!!! (even for those of us who know what Plexus really is) :dribble:

It's all in the technique. And the costume

Where do women learn to perfect that innocent but naughty thing? :blink:

Don't answer that!! (As if you would.)

I suppose that's a big part of the HAWT thing -- remember the Fleetwood Mac song "She's Still a Mystery to Me"? Pretty much nailed it, I suppose.

 

[user 213]

Oh come on, more can play than one.

Mary Ellen, it's only a foot massage...

No really, your back is all knotted up, let me massage those kinks out... You're sooo tense, relax.

What? Err, I guess it's ok to loosen some clothes...

You want me to touch you where?

:blushing:

I'll never tell.

 

[Patriot]

I have to go Plexus my bike

WOW! Just shows you that it's all about context. Even that was HAWT!!! (even for those of us who know what Plexus really is) :dribble:

It's all in the technique. And the costume

lube that chain...plaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eeeezzzz...lube that chain

 

[HaulinAshe]

I love chiks who do their own filters in gloves.

 

[user 6393]

I do my fluid changes in my nighty, does that count?

 

[MEM]

Oh come on, more can play than one.
Mary Ellen, it's only a foot massage...

:blushing:

I'll never tell.

A foot massage ?! God help me and save me - you've found my Achilles' heel. I'll do anything you want (well, just about anything) :kiss2:

ps - I can't find that website I was using. This is my own stuff now

 

[Bustanut joker]

I do my fluid changes in my nighty, does that count?

Umm Fluid change? I was thing more on the lines of "exchange" :blush:

:lol:

:jester:

 

[Bustanut joker]

Jeff - Just think of Bust in a dress.... freshly shaven.

Eeeeeewwwwwww!!!

Exactly. That's what bust prefers...ewe.

I think there's a barf rider that's looking for a fast ride...iffn yer looking for company Jeff. OM has her number...give her a jingle.

Actually, in defense of Bust: He did wear a very attractive spaghetti strap black cocktail dress to the CFR 2010 Banquet Dinner, with matching purse and stiletto heels, and looked extremely fetching; he even waxed his Fu Manchu mustache!

And boy did I feel pretty! :angel:

:jester:

 

[user 6393]

I do my fluid changes in my nighty, does that count?

Umm Fluid change? I was thing more on the lines of "exchange" :blush:

:lol:

:jester:

Thank you for cluing in... :clapping:

Knew I could count on you LOL

 

[HotRodZilla]

I do my fluid changes in my nighty, does that count?

Umm Fluid change? I was thing more on the lines of "exchanging" fluids with Don. That Beemer guy gets my panties all in a knot. :blush:

:lol:

:jester:

You know what man? What Don and you do on your time should not be shared on this forum.

 

[SacramentoMike]

Guess we all remember "Cool Hand Luke," right? The gal washing her car in front of the poor *******s on the chain gang?

 

[Silver Penguin]

Could be my imagination... but with the current economy and extremely poor motorcycle sales, it seems like we went from some fresh female victim member gracing this house regularly, to a small handful of long-timers who are barely active online.
Is it just my imagination? Who farted under the covers?

Hey, with entertainment like this, who would want to be riding a bike instead? (Anyone? Everyone?)

We've just got back from a ten day tour of Utah and the surrounding states. Limited amount of Internet access since the laptop we carried didn't fare well with the obscene temperature in St George. You know it's hot when you're unpacking the side cases and the heat just oozes out of everything within.

On the plus side, our motel room had an excellent fridge that got the post-ride beer really cold, really fast. Anyone every tried a Coors Lite slushy?

Will post a ride report, once I've got the pix sorted out.