I need friends

[OrangevaleFJR]

Further, stay away from the nymphos. Yeah, they might be fun for a while, but they are all psychos, too.

so? The difference is they really dig sex right? B)

Just don't them move in with your ghost.

Sign for the front door: "The hair dryer stops here"

 

[daddysbike]

I thought a nympho girlfriend was an antidepressant. I just can't get a prescription.

Heheheheheh!!!

could not have said that better.

Steve

 

[TriggerT]

You forget, that if you have more friends to help you with your projects, that means you have more friends that want help with THEIR project in return.

I manage to get 1 or 2 trips in per year, but 90% of my riding is to and from, or while on the clock at work.

Priorities are always a juggling act, and while I can understand your need to get projects done, that just isn't even close to trying to get riding in while married and with a 2 year old and another child due in 3 weeks.

The projects will still be there even if you take a week off to go riding.

 

[odot]

I think a call to happy harry hardon would solve a lot of problems.

 

[TriggerT]

I think a call to happy harry hardon would solve a lot of problems.

I just wonder how many people besides you and I can name that movie.

Sorry for the Hi-Jack.

 

[odot]

Usually folks under forty know what it is......the rest have no clue.

 

[abarron576]

Is it Friday already???????????

:yahoo:

 

[Wolfhound]

I haven't had 4 friends total visit my house in the last several years. Someday . . . .I may become decent enough to enjoy friendships again but pretty tough so I just ride. :arrowheadsmiley:

 

[Ramblin Man]

Sorry, I should have said bump start or push start. I did ride into work today just on principal though. Again I had to bump start it at first.

And while statistically the chance of finding the nympho grilfriend on my third floor is smaller than while I'm riding the FJR, in reality, the chances are about even. 0/0. The FJR might as well be a minivan.

I think what I can take away from this thread is that if I want to be happy(?), I need to ride my FJR for a couple hours to a motel, pay for a hooker that will pretend to be my nympho girlfriend and then ride home and work on a project until it's done and don't start any new ones until I run out of projects or hookers.

 

[Scab]

I think what I can take away from this thread is that if I want to be happy(?), I need to ride my FJR for a couple hours to a motel, pay for a hooker that will pretend to be my nympho girlfriend and then ride home and work on a project until it's done and don't start any new ones until I run out of projects or hookers.

Bingo. And don't forget the pics of the nympho hooker.

 

[twowheelnut]

And while statistically the chance of finding the nympho grilfriend on my third floor is smaller than while I'm riding the FJR, in reality, the chances are about even. 0/0. The FJR might as well be a minivan.
I think what I can take away from this thread is that if I want to be happy(?), I need to ride my FJR for a couple hours to a motel, pay for a hooker that will pretend to be my nympho girlfriend and then ride home and work on a project until it's done and don't start any new ones until I run out of projects or hookers.

Hey, at least your sense of humor is still centered. :good:

 

[Ari Rankum]

After my divorce is final I'm going to look for a young adventurous red head woman that likes motorcycles. She should keep me busy for a while.

(Stand back, men, I've got this one covered.)

Don't do that. All redheads are crazy.

Well, the natural redheads, anyway. Now, those that become redheads out of a bottle, those are your nymphos. Actually, I take that back. It's really not fair to paint all faux redheads with such a broad brush. Brunettes that become redheads are your nymphos. Blondes, on the other hand, are your pros, you know, hookers and porn stars, and such. HTH.

(Carry on.)

I think what I can take away from this thread is that if I want to be happy(?), I need to ride my FJR for a couple hours to a motel, pay for a hooker that will pretend to be my nympho girlfriend and then ride home and work on a project until it's done and don't start any new ones until I run out of projects or hookers.

Bingo. And don't forget the pics of the nympho hooker.

LOL.

 

[Fred W]

I know the feeling. I work too many hours. I support a family that doesn't give a crap about me. I have a few casual friends. I associate with a few people at work. I think I get along with people pretty well, but I'm a strong type A. That really seams to turn most people away when they get to know me better.
After my divorce is final I'm going to look for a young adventurous red head woman that likes motorcycles. She should keep me busy for a while.

Assuming you mean "auburn" hair (not that red from a bottle kind) she'd match your bike! What a bonus... :lol:

 

[Zorlac]

If you do go the hooker route, just remember that now a days, you're pretty much screwing everybody that she's screwed, but I suppose that is a way to gain friends of the viral type.

I guess the general wisdom is, if you're shooting for a red head, you don't want the rug to match the drapes. :derisive:

 

[JohnnySokkoFlyingFjr]

I think a call to happy harry hardon would solve a lot of problems.

I just wonder how many people besides you and I can name that movie.

Sorry for the Hi-Jack.

"Pump Up The Volume".....perhaps?