I need suggestions....

[TheAxeman]

Taking these things into consideration.

I choose my olive oil more carefully than my motor oil....

My bike has never fallen down because of a faulty kickstand...

I can't stand politics...

I invariably get more than 8000 miles out of a set of tires even though I rag on the bike...

I enjoy global warming because I've always wanted a waterfront home....

I don't know if I like lane splitting because I have never done it...

I get nothing out of Harley bashing...

I don't think I know the difference between preload and damping...

I don't own a gun but my son makes a living with one...

I still like my Honda as much as my Yamaha...

I've never felt a need to discuss how fast I drive...

I can't think of anything to post to "Mature Riders and FJR's"...

I'm completely farkled out and my eyes have big black rings around them from staring at the computer screen...

I bring nothing to the table and I don't think I can think of another post....

I need some help here.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Don't post anymore...keep us all in suspense.

 

[Grumpy]

Taking these things into consideration.
I choose my olive oil more carefully than my motor oil....

My bike has never fallen down because of a faulty kickstand...

I can't stand politics...

I invariably get more than 8000 miles out of a set of tires even though I rag on the bike...

I enjoy global warming because I've always wanted a waterfront home....

I don't know if I like lane splitting because I have never done it...

I get nothing out of Harley bashing...

I don't think I know the difference between preload and damping...

I don't own a gun but my son makes a living with one...

I still like my Honda as much as my Yamaha...

I've never felt a need to discuss how fast I drive...

I can't think of anything to post to "Mature Riders and FJR's"...

I'm completely farkled out and my eyes have big black rings around them from staring at the computer screen...

I bring nothing to the table and I don't think I can think of another post....

I need some help here.

I'd strongly recommend vodka over ice! Apply frequently

jim

 

[HaulinAshe]

Quit while you are ahead.

Or better yet, give your #1000 to me and I'll fill it up with another tire thread!

 

[Fencer]

This is always a good one

:****:

 

[odot]

Once you hit a grand it won't mean anything....just ask twn....he's done it about eight times.

First off, I did a search, but our search engine won't allow me to search for "Ink" so I used "Printer" and didn't get any results.
We have three printers at our house, an older HP laser 4000 for black and white stuff, an HP Photosmart printer and a Canon Pixma printer/scanner/copier.

Ink isn't cheap. I'd like to know where to buy cartridges three or four at a time for cheaper than Office Max/Depot costs. I prefer OEM simply because I tried different once and the think leaked destroying my old printer. However, having said that, if any of you have repeated success with a specific location/brand of non-OEM replacements, I'm open to hear it.

TIA,

Or, you could do something like this or....revisit my toilet thread I had going a year or so ago.......

 

[Rogue]

"I made 1,000 posts and all I got were these cheesy replies:"

 

[exskibum]

WOW, this is serious stuff and as I type, you've only got one more practice post before this landmark. I think it ought to be something that gets the warn meter turned on. Maybe use no. 999 to call Iggy out, insult WC, you know . . . something to get you on the radar screen. And then . . .

for number [SIZE=36pt]1,000[/SIZE], you might combine a few of the listed topics, enlist a few members to play along and get a first class flame war going in cascading threads, and who knows? Maybe you could be the first to post a warn worthy 1,000th. :yahoo:

 

[Thug]

I've always loved to quote the "Pig of Steel" ....G'day and get ******!'

 

[twowheelnut]

I've always loved to quote the "Pig of Steel" ....G'day and get ******!'

:rofl:

Ding, ding ding! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Trust me. It ain't no big thang, Axe.

 

[otrfjr]

Maybe post a photoshop pic of you doing a stoppie holding a beer in one hand & a cell phone in the other? Crap!!!!! You have ABS. Do you have a dog? Photoshop pic of you cruising at 80 with the dog piloting & you leafing through a newspaper?

 

[Toecutter]

Ya better just get busy and get it done, 'cause you're gonna have to have at least 3000 to get into "The meeting" at this year's WFO.

Giddy up! Nut's buyin'!

 

[wheatonFJR]

I've always loved to quote the "Pig of Steel" ....G'day and get ******!'

:rofl:

Ding, ding ding! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Trust me. It ain't no big thang, Axe.

'Course it isn't for you oh esteemed deputy 'o Mayberry...your cherry has done been picked, spit out, thrown in the trash can, sent to the landfill, and compacted under tons of clay several times over by now...

Axeman, you know you could fret about this 1000 post thing ...or fret about how many miles you're gonna get out of yer FJR. Why don't 'cha just do another little post now...you know step a little closer to the line....yeah, you'll probably just flub the 1000 on posting a reply to somebody else's non-cancelling turn signal complaint. Whooops, over the 1000 and yer cherry's been broke for no special purpose. Ah well, - drama's gone....

 

[twowheelnut]

Ya better just get busy and get it done, 'cause you're gonna have to have at least 3000 to get into "The meeting" at this year's WFO.
Giddy up! Nut's buyin'!

Nope, not this year. I'll pass the torch to you.

 

[TheAxeman]

Why don't 'cha just do another little post now...you know step a little closer to the line....

Like this? :dribble:

 

[trimmantom]

Axe,you're still stuck on 998,you didn't get credit for your last post.

Matter of fact , you're probably already over your cherry busting threshold by posts you haven't been credited with.

It happens all the time and who cares,but you've started a real interesting thread.

If you're over a grand on posts you're a post whore anyways.You don't want that distinction do you?

 

[Rogue]

Axe,you're still stuck on 998,you didn't get credit for your last post.Matter of fact , you're probably already over your cherry busting threshold by posts you haven't been credited with.

It happens all the time and who cares,but you've started a real interesting thread.

If you're over a grand on posts you're a post whore anyways.You don't want that distinction do you?

Some of the Forums are "Non Post Counting" and this is one. It's a long story why the Admins don't count all posts.

 

[odot]

Yeah...what rogue said.....otherwise, twn would have about 17 thousand posts on his belt.

 

[twowheelnut]

Yeah...what rogue said.....otherwise, twn would have about 17 thousand posts on his belt.

You mean you see my count as something less than 17,243? Huh, Iggy's messing with the settings again or maybe when you got bitch slapped...