I now know why HDs will not wave to us

[Fencer]

The Ten Commandments of Harley Davidson

1. The one true american-made motorcycle is the Harley-davidson,

and thou shalt put no other motorcycles before it.

2. Thou shalt not bow down and worship nor serve the god of chrome;

for, lo, he is a false god and will not get thy butt home.

3. Honor thy authorized dealer and thy hog chapter officers,

that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Harley.

4. Remember the weekend, and keep it open. for it is written, five days

shalt thou labor, and for two days shalt thou ride thy Harley, drink beer, and **** off.

5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Harley, nor her manservant,

nor her maidservant, nor her ox, nor her cute little ***.

6. From the throne of thine Harley, thou shalt not stoop to wave at sinners

who ride jap-crap, for jap-crap is known to be the handiwork of the devil.

7. Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother Harley

rider who is in mechanical distress.

8. Thou shalt not pose. verily, i say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his gold visa card

through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of Harley-davidson heaven.

9. When riding thy Harley on the road of life, thou shalt not whine nor

snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.

10. Park not thy Harley in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collectdust for want

of being oft ridden, ride thy Harley with thy brethren, and rejoice in the spirit of the road.

I also find it humorous that 2 of the commandments refer to breaking down (2&7).

Hey its been a week or so since we dissed an HD :lol:

 

[GalaxyBlue]

Good stuff! As i know the proclaimed Harly god is a false profit!

Admin Gods, Please forgive me for this post! :lol:

 

[twowheelnut]

As i know the proclaimed Harly god is a false profit!

And the prophet said, "And tho shalt go forth and profit frometh the sale of Bar & Shield Logo'd Tees," and all was well in the Kingdom of Willie G.

 

[Wolfhound]

And I thought it was because if they let go of the vibrating handlebar the're afraid they won't catch it again...shows what I know...I forgot, on the new ones it is the motor jumping around...

 

[Centerline]

Harleys are really nice to rent, however in Hawaii on whatever Island. They can almost keep up with traffic, well.... except on Maui on the road to Hana where ya gotta pull over to let mini-vans pass. Very comfy and good for sight seeing.

 

[odot]

BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

SORRY, KIDS....DRINKING BEER, HERE.

 

[daviddowns2000]

The Ten Commandments of Harley Davidson

Kinda makes me wanna heave.

 

[snikr]

I needed a good laugh. Thanks.

Tom

 

[user 3386]

Harleys are really nice to rent, however in Hawaii on whatever Island. ... Very comfy and good for sight seeing.

Twice I've rented Harleys for all-day rides, Chicago north up the lake, and Oahu for a round-the-island ride. Both times I felt the same things: a perceptively-inflated are-they-looking-at-me? ego trip and an actually-inflated, Popeye-like left forearm muscle from pulling on that #$%^! clutch lever for hours.

 

[Woodstock]

Harleys are really nice to rent, however in Hawaii on whatever Island. ... Very comfy and good for sight seeing.

Twice I've rented Harleys for all-day rides, Chicago north up the lake, and Oahu for a round-the-island ride. Both times I felt the same things: a perceptively-inflated are-they-looking-at-me? ego trip and an actually-inflated, Popeye-like left forearm muscle from pulling on that #$%^! clutch lever for hours.

Used to counteract the inflated right forearm muscle from, um, ...