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I can't even imagine what I would do/feel when I carelessly slammed it into a cubicle wall corner or doorframe, like I do causing me to curse about once a month.

 
How much is tuition for the school that teaches you how to use that thing, TWN?
The short bus is pulling up at the registrars office in a bit. I'll let you know.

Actually, if you look at the thing for a second or two, it's rather obvious. They do have a link on how to tell time. Did you miss that?

Idiots Guide to Reading the Time.

 
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Ya know....I've read some gay threads in my time here and this one is definately top five.

TWN...............sharper image called and your credit card was denied.

 
Damn! Really feelin bad about the sundial out back!

Suppose a "shortbus" ride is outa the question fer me.

:jester:

 
Nah, you can sit by me. We'll ride by TWN's place and watch as he sails through the 728-page manual on "Changing the battery and setting the time."
You fail again. It's powered by compressed air from mini turbines that derive their power from kinetic energy. Step this way to the really short bus...

 
Nah, you can sit by me. We'll ride by TWN's place and watch as he sails through the 728-page manual on "Changing the battery and setting the time."
You fail again. It's powered by compressed air from mini turbines that derive their power from kinetic energy. Step this way to the really short bus...
sorta like your weestrom...... :p

 
Tim you should have waited and bought this one.

It's Shane Smith's bike and all you would require is a 40" inseam...

It's likely to have the turbin farkle........if not, it's the only farkle missing.

 
Heck TWN's doing so well he should be able to get three of them fancy watches.

I found his european headquarters in Brno in the Czech Republic.

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I've had one of the 103 series for a while now and am very happy with it. I don't wear it as an everyday watch and it still keeps perfect time. I get compliments on it all the time. One time I thought I lost it when I was traveling and was really upset. We were on our yacht and it went missing. After almost giving up hope, I was reminded by our captain (not of the boat but of our small jet) of where I had put it. Now I'm always extra careful to not lose it and if we are traveling to our place in the Hamptons or the Virgin Islands or in Paris, I damn well make sure I know where it is. In fact, I'm just now remembering the time, I was getting intimate with a few of the woman from the Swedish national Volleyball team and even though all six of us were stripped down, I insisted on keeping that watch on. I can remember it clearly because, I specifically remember that if I wasn't wearing that watch that night (and well into the morning) I wouldn't have been realized that 7 1/2 hours of heartpounding lovemaking had transpired.

Anyway, I've got to run. Should I take the FJR, the Ducati or the Bentley?

 
Nah, you can sit by me. We'll ride by TWN's place and watch as he sails through the 728-page manual on "Changing the battery and setting the time."
You fail again. It's powered by compressed air from mini turbines that derive their power from kinetic energy. Step this way to the really short bus...
Just how short short has this bus gotten? Can I still choose to sit in the front or the back, or is there just the one seat now?

Hey, what time does the bus run? ****, now I need the frickin' watch.

 
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Just how short short has this bus gotten? Can I still choose to sit in the front or the back, or is there just the one seat now?
Hey, what time does the bus run? ****, now I need the frickin' watch.
Short short? Reminds me...

Who wears short shorts?

If you dare wear short shorts,

Nair for short shorts...

Odot, you listening, boy?

:lol:

 
You yappin' bout my scrote hair again? Leave it alone already, frenchie.

 
So Tim, does this mean you won't do like Capt. America in Easy Rider before leaving on that cross country trip where he takes off his wrist watch and crunches it beneath his boot heal? Nice watch...PM. <>< :D

 
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