If You Think Hitting a Deer is Bad...

[Nice Rumble]

Imagine if this woman was on a motorcycle.

MOOSE STORY

The following pictures are of a moose

That went through a car's windshield

And out the rear window this month

Near South River, Ontario.

The VERY lucky woman driver ended up

With just a broken wrist and needing

A good bath. When you view the pictures

You will wonder how the woman managed

To survive.

 

[Groo]

That is in-frickin-sane...

 

[6mmbr]

it "moosta" been quite a shock for her!

 

[Fencer]

Someone should tell the Mooses (meeses? :blink: ) That they are not allowed to carpool in compact cars

 

[GalaxyBlue]

Holy Crap!

That thing is HUGE!

 

[kaitsdad]

Holy Crap!
That thing is HUGE!

And that's a juvenile...

Dey get mucho bigger :blink:

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

That moose is bigger than my apartment's bedroom after the divorce

 

[NoCage]

I don't see HOW she escaped serious injury... I guess she ducked toward the driver's door.

Rocky is gonna be pissed. It was a stupid cartoon anyway.

 

[TriggerT]

I remember reading an article a few years ago about a guy who hit a moose on his Virago while up in Alaska, and he lived. As I recall he was pretty messed up, neurological damage and all that good stuff, but he was alive.

 

[Mike-H]

So does she get to keep the meat off the moose when they write off her car? :blink: ...

 

[jmarran]

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a (Volkswagen) rabbit out of my hat!

A couple months ago, I was riding on a nice back road that goes through Rowe MA into VT. I saw movement on the left side of the road (ahead) and my first thought was "ah great, someone's horse got loose", then as the sound of my dad's noisy-*** harley came up from behind me it crossed the street. And, it wasn't a horse, but a female moose (cow, but don't upset her by telling her that). Then her boyfriend came out of nowhere and damn near fell on his head trying to trot across the road. He must have had his stock tires still, because he got awful traction.

That was a moment of wonder and also of wondering (what if...)

 

[FJRMGM]

scratch one Chevy Lumina....

Anyone want to come over for a giant tenderized moose-meat Bar-B-Q ?

The driver probably needed a good bath because she was on the wrong end of the moose and all that poop had to go somewhere...

 

[wheatonFJR]

It was lack of a riding partner and visions of a scenario similar to this that made me chicken out of my trip through Maine fall of 2005 when I was on my Northeast trip...

Okay, I admit it. I was skeered to travel alone through moose country. :huh:

 

[ionbeam]

New Brunswick became aware of the safety problems that Ontario was having with moose so they have introduced a new line of high visibility Safety Moose™

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[TriggerT]

Ah...So that's where you get the "White Moose Meat" from. Does it taste like chicken?

 

[Mike-H]

Yes it does ....(& I've always prefered white meat) :lol: ....

 

[jcyuhn]

I think the moose was Bullwinkle, Rocky was the squirrel. The benefits of

a wasted youth...

- JimY

 

[smitty141]

I thought moose was something GAY guys put in ther hair.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not that there is anything wrong with that.... :blink:

 

[BugR]

New Brunswick became aware of the safety problems that Ontario was having with moose so they have introduced a new line of high visibility Safety Moose™
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That really doesn't help 6 months of the year,

It's known to snow in Canada.

Chris