Sorry Warchild, I hate to throw cayenne on your woody, but I've got a totally different take. From the CSI Home Office in Pasco, Washington--it's the TRUE story of what happened.
Not true... we ran the IDENTICAL tire path that the bikes did.... don't make me break out more photos to prove it, 'cuz I have them.... :lol:
Oh the selective memory of a guy buzzin' on light beer. Here's another picture of the first (eastern pass). Those fresh tire tracks are WAY south of the beaten path. Mind you, I don't think proximity really helped you bullet hurlers any. The Barbie did come off her stick on that pass and very likely from Warchild's expert.......errrrr.....Miller-assisted aim.
Did you severe her? Not a chance.
After you summoned me like Gunga Din and I loaded you up with a fresh clip of 17 rounds I remember hearing the Barbie judge declare that the zip tie had been shot away. Impressive, but not a direct hit.
She was then re-zip-tied in a more taunting pose. Clearly, she is not severed in half....although she appears to have some inexplicable serious lead poisoning on the back, right thigh (which could have been yours) and the aforementioned Zelenz grazing on the front, right thigh. I'd say you could have shot her from the grassy knoll, but I don't see one of those for at least 200 miles in this picture.......
The western pass was similarly close to Barbie as the picture below shows. (you guys aren't even close to the tracks motorcycles rode) I think the shotgunner experienced a great advantage this pass----depending on whether a full choke or improve cylinder was installed.
Warchild does get props for creative use of a sunroof and not getting an ear full of .357 Magnum.
And this pass clearly was the one where Barbie decided to spill her guts on the playa.
One might look at this picture and presume it was split by a jacketed .40 caliber bullet, but our crack forensics team believed in evidence chain of custody and took a closer picture of the leg. We determined the cause of death was 7 1/2 lead shotgun shot.
Fun? OH YEAH!!!!!
I particular liked the post shoot where somebody shot the torso of her into orbit with their spud gun.
........Gawd these photos make me laugh :haha:
