I'm Such A Juvenile!

[Ari Rankum]

Hahaha.

Birthday Wish Epic Fail

 

[Old Michael]

Laughed to tears.

Just like the 15 year-olds that called them in!

:rofl:

 

[Ari Rankum]

Laughed to tears.
Just like the 15 year-olds that called them in!

:rofl:

Excellent!! Then it's not just me. I had to wipe both eyes with the backs of my hands to regain blur-free vision.

 

[mattster31]

Holy crap that's funny...............brings back memories. I used to work at the Hudsons Bay company in the toy dept. A co-worker and I use to phone the head office to tell them a customer left their credit card at the counter, and to announce the name so they could come and get it......good times

Ivana Tinkle

Helmut Vacher

Mike Hunt

Hugh Jass

etc.........

 

[user 6393]

*LMAO*

 

[MEM]

Must be a guy thing :blink: But what they hey?! Don't forget :

Ima Hoar..... and this old Grade 6 favorite:

Don't forget your coat, Tex!

Giving away my age now .....

 

[MEM]

*LMAO*

oh crap Sorry Barb ! I feel the same way about limericks. Now a good off-colour joke ... another story (is this considered a bump?!):

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. He's an elderly man and figures he's not getting any younger. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife; 'Notice anything different about me?''

Margaret looks him over, 'Nope' she says.

Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'

Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?''

'Nope', she replies.

Bert yells 'CAUSE IT'S LOOKIN' AT MY NEW BOOTS'!

To which Margaret replies... 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.You really shoulda bought a hat.'

 

[dcarver]

52 going on 15, ehh Arai? Hey, now you have the next NAFO speech content?!

 

[user 6393]

*LMAO*

oh crap Sorry Barb ! I feel the same way about limericks. Now a good off-colour joke ... another story (is this considered a bump?!):

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. He's an elderly man and figures he's not getting any younger. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife; 'Notice anything different about me?''

Margaret looks him over, 'Nope' she says.

Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'

Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?''

'Nope', she replies.

Bert yells 'CAUSE IT'S LOOKIN' AT MY NEW BOOTS'!

To which Margaret replies... 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.You really shoulda bought a hat.'

*LMAO* that joke rawks!

 

[TruWrecks]

I must not be very mature either. I though it was hilarious.

 

[jekirby]

That was great! How could they not hear each other? Dixie Normous.....come on guys. Great find.

Hey guys, I'll meet you out behind the clubhouse. My folks just got the new Sears and Roebuck catalog with the underwear models........oh 15 what a tragic time. :lol:

 

[Big Shasta]

Funny stuff...reminds me of the best SNL skit ever!

https://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Ro...ist-359768.html

 

[Bounce]

the funniest thing is how many they got snuck into the reading.

there's a real Mike Hunt though. he organized the LDR chiliburger run several years running.

 

[Slick]

That's great.

Now I have new material for the lunch table at work...

It looks like I work with adults, but really I don't.

 

[eeksnake]

You're not alone Ari. I'm still wiping the tears away.

 

[squeezer]

Laughed to tears.
Just like the 15 year-olds that called them in!

:rofl:

+ another. Thanks Ari.

EDIT: I've got some former journalists across the hall. Now I've got them in hysterics.

 

[worldbound4now]

Needed a good laugh.... Thanks Ari

 

[big_smile_2u]

Too funny. They must have been ROTFLMAO.

 

[Ordrock]

OMG

Do ya think those talking heads even knew what they were reading