I'm the Boss!

[beemerdons]

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Yeah. She just waddled in here and I barely had time to close this window before she saw it.

I have to go clean the kitchen and cook breakfast now...

 

[mcatrophy]

I see nothing funny in that, it's simply the real world.

Anyway, this should be posted in the "Never Ending ..." section. Seems to have been going on for ever.

 

[Pterodactyl]

I wear the pants in my family. They have the zipper on the side, but by gawd I squeeze into them.

 

[dcarver]

Balls said the Queen, if I had them I'd be KING!

 

[lnewlf]

I've got two said the prince, and I ain't king

 

[Old Guy]

I recently had a small accident and managed to blacken one eye. When asked about it I'd point to my wife and say "She said 'Shut up', and I thought she said 'Stand up.'"

She was not amused. Truth hurts, I guess.

 

[majicmaker]

I'm laughing. It's funny. More please...

 

[HotRodZilla]

[No message]

 

[slatonp4]

Any time I had a fight with my wife it would end with her on her knees!

She'd be telling me to come out from under the bed and fight like a man.