A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
skyclouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I
can ride over anytime I want."
"Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she
feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, and how I can
make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
skyclouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I
can ride over anytime I want."
"Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she
feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, and how I can
make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
