In the spirit of Halloween, the scariest thing to write in 5 words

[RadioHowie]

Boy, turn for the morbid.

 

[Blind Squirrel]

Bust, send me your address

 

[HotRodZilla]

How's about:

"I'm gonna tell your dad!"

 

[SwollenRaccoon]

Man, these are just awesome. Hey, that was five words! So was that! Not that, though.......

"This won't hurt a bit"

"Sir, please bend over now"

"I'm putting on my glove"

"Mike Wallace, from 60 Minutes"

"What was that f*cking noise?"

"Where are my car (or bike) keys?"

"You call THAT a fart?"

"He is bigger than you"

"Should it smell like that?"

"Should it sound like that?"

"Should it feel like that?"

"Should it bend like that?"

"I like your hair, cellmate"

"You have pretty lips, cellmate"

"Your parents have hidden cameras?"

"Ugh, the Table of Shame"

"Barry! No! Baa baa baa"

"I want a new BMW"

 

[CAJW]

Two biggest lies in aviation.

Said by an FAA inspector:

"Hi, I'm here to help"

Pilot:

"I'm glad to see you"

 

[Bustanut joker]

Answer the phone it's Beemerdons...

 

[FJRay]

Check is in the mail.

 

[Tyler]

Don't worry... it happens often.

 

[RadioHowie]

Nice quick edit, Tyler!!!

To your original post "Um, is it in yet?

" I can only answer back (in the spirit of this thread)

"ECHO-ECHO-ECHO-ECHO-ECHO"

 

[Bustanut joker]

Hear that a lot do ya Howie?

 

[RadioHowie]

Huh????

Didja say sumpin'?

 

[Fred W]

Nice quick edit, Tyler!!!
To your original post "Um, is it in yet?

" I can only answer back (in the spirit of this thread)

"ECHO-ECHO-ECHO-ECHO-ECHO"

...and the punch line is: "Help me find my keys and we can drive out."