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I wanna go fast!

I just loved Talladega nights, but I have family members (die hard NASCAR fans) who thought it sucked, must have hit too close to home.

:D

 
Well, I guess we can't hide it anymore. Yes, Nascar started in the SOUTH. We tried for years to keep up the veil. We tried to get ya'll to believe this was something extraordinary. But, alas, we've been outed. Now our great secret is known by all: Go fast. Turn left. Go straight.

****.

On a side note: I actually used to work for Davey Allison. The Allison family were good people. You all would have enjoyed meeting them.

 
And this is surprising, why????????? nascar has accepted tracks in Kali,Kansas,Chicago. Hell even New York has been on the list. Ol' boy network my ***! It's about $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ fellas. An they're Bitchen about toyotas? (leave me alone jestal, tryin ta rouse the locals) I thought the south ended at the mason Dixon line. Why these tracks? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

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Hey, I just said "Started" in the South. But if all ya'll want to give us the $$$$, we'll go fast, turn left, & go straight in your neighborhood!

Oh, and it is offically called "Good Ole Boy Network." Straighten up.

 
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Just stirrin the waters scabby, jus stirrin it up.

Rather quiet tonight, Must be a group menstrual thing. :yahoo: Damn I need a a drink ODOT?

:jester:

 
Even after all that great info. I still don't understand NASCAR!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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