beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Subject: Irish Baby Boy
An Irish rugby fan is drinking in a London bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average in Ireland. ......Like I said, my boy's a typical Irish baby boy. Gonna be a rugby player. Gonna play for Munster!" Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Irish baby boy that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Twenty pounds." The bartender is puzzled; concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Irish man takes a slow swig of his pint, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says "Had him circumcised...!
An Irish rugby fan is drinking in a London bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average in Ireland. ......Like I said, my boy's a typical Irish baby boy. Gonna be a rugby player. Gonna play for Munster!" Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Irish baby boy that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Twenty pounds." The bartender is puzzled; concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Irish man takes a slow swig of his pint, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says "Had him circumcised...!
