Irish Nuns - Show 'Em Your Cross...

[Pterodactyl]

Much better picture this time.

 

[mcatrophy]

Much better picture this time.

Have to agree. Vastly better looking than him.

 

[Bounce]

FIFY.

 

[beemerdons]

FIFY.

Muchas Gracias Bounce, I've got to stop with the Margaritas before Noon! JSNS, ese!

 

[wheatonFJR]

"Did that sound cross enough?"
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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little ******s, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?"

Damn senile old ******* telling the same damn joke over and over...in the same thread even!!!

It was funny the first time. Are all Irishmen as daft as you???

 

[HotRodZilla]

Yes Wheaty, they are. Some are even dafter!

 

[Bustanut joker]

Holly **** call the COPS!! Yep a Mexican actually called it right for a change!

Who'da thunk it?

 

[Uncle Hud]

Well, I'd forgotten it, so I laughed the second time, too.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Not at all surprising Unk.. Yer from podunk Georgia which is the sister state to New Mexico

 

[wheatonFJR]

Not at all surprising Unk.. Yer from podunk Georgia which is the sister state to New Mexico

Hey!

Thems fightin werds!

 

[HotRodZilla]

Hey *******...It's not new, and it's not Mexico. It is still podunk many times, but whatever...

 

[Bearly Flying]

So I guess the options are; Arrest a Drunken Irishman.

Arrest a Hispanic Policeman;

Or Shoot some drunken Sheep ****** Michiganite.

Alex, I will take door number 3.

 

[Uncle Hud]

Isn't Michigan just a collection of Detroit suburbs?

 

[beemerdons]

Isn't Michigan just a collection of Detroit suburbs?

 

[bigjohnsd]

Jesus Don, how about some original material?

Or at least a new thread, cause most of the senile dipshits here can't remember what they read in January!

 

[Pterodactyl]

Senility ain't all bad.... one book and one DVD and you're all set.

 

[beemerdons]

Senility ain't all bad.... one book and one DVD and you're all set.