Irish or Mexican, ese? What if we got a choice, aye?

[beemerdons]

 

[steveoreno]

Some friends of mine got married, She's a pale Irish-American, He's from Texas and his Mom was from Mexico. Their kids describe themselves as Irexicans.

 

[majicmaker]

Don, my ex-wife was half Irish and half Italian. In the cooking department, she could stand toe to toe with the best of those Top Chefs anywhere. She drank a lot. I mean, A Lot! And when she'd get pissed at me for something (Anything) she'd throw **** at me. Ohhh... The fun times we had!!

 

[beemerdons]

Here you go Guys, Mexican Cactus:

And now this one, an Irish Cactus:

 

[PhilJet09]

Don, my ex-wife was half Irish and half Italian. In the cooking department, she could stand toe to toe with the best of those Top Chefs anywhere. She drank a lot. I mean, A Lot! And when she'd get pissed at me for something (Anything) she'd throw **** at me. Ohhh... The fun times we had!!

Geez Vic, I can't imagine why you aren't married to her anymore.

 

[majicmaker]

Don, my ex-wife was half Irish and half Italian. In the cooking department, she could stand toe to toe with the best of those Top Chefs anywhere. She drank a lot. I mean, A Lot! And when she'd get pissed at me for something (Anything) she'd throw **** at me. Ohhh... The fun times we had!!

Geez Vic, I can't imagine why you aren't married to her anymore.

It was interesting to say the least, Phil. Not all bad but, let me just say that I love being single. The scars have healed nicely.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Don, my ex-wife was half Irish and half Italian. In the cooking department, she could stand toe to toe with the best of those Top Chefs anywhere. She drank a lot. I mean, A Lot! And when she'd get pissed at me for something (Anything) she'd throw **** at me. Ohhh... The fun times we had!!

Geez Vic, I can't imagine why you aren't married to her anymore.

It was interesting to say the least, Phil. Not all bad but, let me just say that I love being single. The scars have healed nicely.

The scars around your anus?

 

[majicmaker]

Don, my ex-wife was half Irish and half Italian. In the cooking department, she could stand toe to toe with the best of those Top Chefs anywhere. She drank a lot. I mean, A Lot! And when she'd get pissed at me for something (Anything) she'd throw **** at me. Ohhh... The fun times we had!!

Geez Vic, I can't imagine why you aren't married to her anymore.

It was interesting to say the least, Phil. Not all bad but, let me just say that I love being single. The scars have healed nicely.

The scars around your anus?

No, Zilla. That's my current Honey even though she violated me without my consent. My ex-wife was 13 years ago. Again, it wasn't all bad. I just got to the point where the level of Crazy became too much to take. Too bad too, Because she was smokin' hot. Just like the honey that put the flowers in your Papi's beard. He can relate.

 

[DiggerDr.]

I worked with a guy that was half Polish, half Phillipino. Said he was a Polipino.

 

[Old Michael]

... She's a pale Irish-American, He's from Texas and his Mom was from Mexico. Their kids describe themselves as Irexicans.

I worked with a guy that was half Polish, half Phillipino.Said he was a Polipino.

Had an ex who was half Portuguese and half Korean.

That made her ... an unreasonable bitch.

 

[majicmaker]

 

[Old Michael]

...my current Honey even though she violated me without my consent.

Geeeeezus, that'd be a great epitaph.

 

[beemerdons]

...my current Honey even though she violated me without my consent.

Geeeeezus, that'd be a great epitaph.

Sorry Mick, Rodney Dangerfield already claimed it! JSNS, Respect!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4qBAbKvJxo

 

[majicmaker]

Had no idea Rodney Dangerfield claimed that first. Seems to be a common thing.