Irish Research

[Pterodactyl]

The American Government conducted a study to see why the head of a man's ***** is so much larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the head of the man's ***** is larger than the shaft to afford the man more pleasure during ***.

After the US published their study, the French decided to do their own study. After $350,000 and three years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the women more pleasure during ***.

The Irish, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of about $76.54, and many pints of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

 

[LKLD]

******s.

 

[Biquer]

Good to see that racism is alive and well.

 

[beemerdons]

******s.

LKLD, your point's what exactly?

Village of Slane, County Meath

 

[Pterodactyl]

I checked and checked checked, and cannot find even one indication that Irish is a race. I cannot even find an instance where an Irishman won a race.

 

[beemerdons]

I checked and checked checked, and cannot find even one indication that Irish is a race. I cannot even find an instance where an Irishman won a race.

Kevin how could you forget famous Irish moto road racer Joey "yer Maun" Dunlop, repeatedly won Isle of Man TT plus so many other championships! JSNS!



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Dunlop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Dunlop#Racing_record

 

[Pterodactyl]

Okay, time to out myself. My name is Kevin and I'm Irish (sort of), it has been 14 hours since I had any Bushmills in my shop.

I say sorta because my ancestors were from Cornwall. They snuck over to Ireland for the whiskey, but after a few hundred years they got booted from Ireland for drinking too much of the national treasure and lack of spuds.

Yes, I neglected Joey. I refer you back to the Bushmills/shop incident.

 

[RadioHowie]

Good to see that racism is alive and well.

Please...PLEASE tell me you are just joking. Y'see, there are some forum rules here. I'd like to quote my favorites for you:

3. No politically-correct fucktards.

4. No ***-clowns in general.

6. Those who are easily offended should proceed with caution. Posts in this forum may or may not contain adult language/themes. No whiney-gash crying about them allowed. Deal with it.

Now, if you WERE joking, judicious use of "smileys" is perfectly acceptable, in fact, pretty much de-facto to avoid misunderstandings and hurt feelings. Examples :

Good to see that racism is alive and well.

or

Good to see that racism is alive and well.

However, attempting to pull "the race card" in the "Jokes and Fun Stuff" forum, if that in fact is what you're doing, is not only "bad form", but also kind of stupid, considering, as Pterodactyl indicated in his reply, Irish is not a race. Sub-species, probably, but definitely NOT a race.

And considering the Forum Guidelines I posted earlier, and the mention of the use of smileys, if your post WAS serious, the forum's (and my) favorite two smileys are perfect in this situation. :****: and :finger:

 

[Biquer]

Anything else you'd like to vent? Any more bile you need to spew?

If someone wants to make fun of someone else it should at least be funny, on the other hand, you're rant, that was pathetic, but funny

 

[beemerdons]

Anything else you'd like to vent? Any more bile you need to spew?
If someone wants to make fun of someone else it should at least be funny, on the other hand, you're rant, that was pathetic, but funny

Hey now Biquer, RadioHowie may be "El Rey del Pendejos" ("The King of the ********"); but, he is OUR KING OF THE ********! JSNS!

 

[Pterodactyl]

Anything else you'd like to vent? Any more bile you need to spew?
If someone wants to make fun of someone else it should at least be funny, on the other hand, you're rant, that was pathetic, but funny

Well yes. If Jokes about the Irish and your homeland offend you, then you should know that you are in for a tough time here. I present to you as my primary piece of evidence... beemerdons. One option, is to fire back with some jokes about Americans and the USA that I'm sure are floating around your country. I went to college with three Irish guys and served with Irish military and they seemed adept at mocking me and my home with great skill. Or, you can accept the ribbing in good nature and realize that just about all of us that have not already done so would jump at the chance to ride in your beautiful homeland. It is high on my places to visit... and not just to pick-up more jokes.

And it was funny.

 

[beemerdons]

I really LOVE teasing HotRodZilla - AJ, any and all Canuckistanis, plus myself as well! I can hit three birds with one stone with this zinger, ENJOY! JSNS!

 

[steveoreno]

I checked and checked checked, and cannot find even one indication that Irish is a race. I cannot even find an instance where an Irishman won a race.

Look up Eamon Coghlan, the "Chairman Of The Boards", then there's Irish Marathoner John Treacy, who snookered a British runner out of medaling in the 1984 Olympics at the last possible moment...It was grand! Then there is personal friend and Irish-American Bob Kennedy aka "The White Kenyan" who for many year's was the fastest caucasian in the 5000 meters. There are too many great Irish runners to count plus I'm being lazy and all. Lots of great riders, Eugene Laverty is moving to MotoGP this year and will be Nicky Hayden's stablemate. His brother Michael Laverty isn't too bad either. Former Indycar driver Paul Tracy is Irish-Canadian won a few races. Derek Daly was pretty good too.

I am a proud Irish American and enjoy most of the jokes on the forum including this one but can see where a newby might not "get it" and wonder why all the Irish jokes and not ones making fun of others? I'm not even going to go into Irish History as I have other things to do today but we are a proud race unbowed and uncowed by anyone and continue to contribute to society in countless ways other than silly jokes.

 

[beemerdons]

I checked and checked checked, and cannot find even one indication that Irish is a race. I cannot even find an instance where an Irishman won a race.

Look up Eamon Coghlan, the "Chairman Of The Boards", I forget the name of the Irish Marathoner who snookered a British runner out of medaling in the Olympics at the last possible moment...It was grand! There are too many great Irish runners to count plus I'm being lazy and all. Lots of great riders as mentioned before Joey Dunlop is at the top.

Snookering is what we Fenians do best, Aye!

 

[Bustanut joker]

I wouldn't worry about offending the Micks here.... They be too drunk to remember anyway.

 

[mcatrophy]

I've learnt over the years, and a few many contretemps with beemerdons, that the only Irish who take offence are the ones that want to. The rest simply guffaw into their Guiness. (Doing things simply seems to come naturally.)

Anyway, going there to see for myself next year .

 

[steveoreno]

I wouldn't worry about offending the Micks here.... They be too drunk to remember anyway.

I am going to kick your *** .....as soon as I finish this drink!

 

[steveoreno]

I've learnt over the years, and a few many contretemps with beemerdons, that the only Irish who take offence are the ones that want to. The rest simply guffaw into their Guiness. (Doing things simply seems to come naturally.)
Anyway, going there to see for myself next year

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The funniest thing that happened to me was in a pub where the bartender wouldn't leave me alone until I drank a Budweiser because he wanted to see if I could tell a difference between American Budweiser and the Budweiser brewed (under license) by Guinness.

Just don't ask for a Black & Tan there, it's called a Half & Half.

 

[RossKean]

Just don't ask for a Black & Tan there, it's called a Half & Half.

Half stout and half water.