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I wouldn't worry about offending the Micks here.... They be too drunk to remember anyway.
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I am going to kick your *** .....as soon as I finish this drink!
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I hear that from Stanley, McNamara,O'Keeffe and most of ya Micks here.. But I'm usually passed out drunk before you guys finish yer beers.

 
I too am proud of my Irish heritage. Chief Blueman is a loose Celtic translation of my name. The Gorman coat of arms motto is "First and last in war". Blue men were the fiercest of warriors!
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That said, how do I get my mates to quit calling me Poppa Smurf?
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I've learnt over the years, and a few many contretemps with beemerdons, that the only Irish who take offence are the ones that want to. The rest simply guffaw into their Guiness. (Doing things simply seems to come naturally.)
Anyway, going there to see for myself next year
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https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/161145-generic-offensive-joke/

I told this joke to an (insert favorite ethnicity here) Englishman.
How do you make an (insert favorite ethnicity here) Englishman laugh tomorrow? Tell him a joke today.

He replied "I don't find that funny!!" To which I replied "You will tomorrow!!"


+1, Gunny; perfect timing SCOTTIE, I am "gifting" mcatrophy with this one! JSNS, Aye!

 
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I was talking to the Irish guy on my squad, he is from Ireland, not like some of you posers here. I mentioned the not winning races thing, and he said, "I'll race you through a bottle of alcohol. Your choice." As the rest of my guys were throwing down bets, I declined. The Irish can out-drink Mexicans every day of the week, and twice on Tuesdays.

 
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I've learnt over the years, and a few many contretemps with beemerdons, that the only Irish who take offence are the ones that want to. The rest simply guffaw into their Guiness. (Doing things simply seems to come naturally.)Anyway, going there to see for myself next year :) .
https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php/topic/161145-generic-offensive-joke/

I told this joke to an (insert favorite ethnicity here) Englishman.

How do you make an (insert favorite ethnicity here) Englishman laugh tomorrow? Tell him a joke today.

He replied "I don't find that funny!!" To which I replied "You will tomorrow!!"D

+1, Gunny; perfect timing SCOTTIE, I am "gifting" mcatrophy with this one! JSNS, Aye!
I don't think that's funny. Yet.

 
BITD, a co-worker, who was also a riding buddy, and yours truly got into trouble resulting in a serious meeting with the boss and the foremen at work because we used to talk **** at each other. They all thought we hated each other, and intended physical violence!

Seems some people just don't comprehend banter.

Oh, and my background is Welsh, (mostly), so all you Irish pricks can get bent
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This thread was kinda respectful Till that damned mexican *** showed up.
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+1, Gunny; tell me about it Brother Barry, AJ sent all of his Primos (cousins) over to El Ranchero del Stanley Hacienda for Thanksgiving Dinner! Miss Donna and Papa Chuy Viejo had to cook up a dozen Pavos (turkeys) with Frijoles con Queso for these Vato Locos; Donna made muy delicioso Flan for desert. Now these Perros Putos are drinking up my Herradura Tequila, they overlooked my Jameson ese! JSNS, Arriba!

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Anything else you'd like to vent? Any more bile you need to spew?
If someone wants to make fun of someone else it should at least be funny, on the other hand, you're rant, that was pathetic, but funny
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Perhaps, this is my final reply to this thread. The above quote has left me shaken and crying uncontrollably for the past day and a half. Damned heartless Micks, anyways. They're mean when they're drunk. :(

 
Anything else you'd like to vent? Any more bile you need to spew?
If someone wants to make fun of someone else it should at least be funny, on the other hand, you're rant, that was pathetic, but funny :)
Perhaps, this is my final reply to this thread. The above quote has left me shaken and crying uncontrollably for the past day and a half. Damned heartless Micks, anyways. They're mean when they're drunk. :(
Ran out of them. So, "LIKE!!!!!" :D
 
Anything else you'd like to vent? Any more bile you need to spew?
If someone wants to make fun of someone else it should at least be funny, on the other hand, you're rant, that was pathetic, but funny
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Perhaps, this is my final reply to this thread. The above quote has left me shaken and crying uncontrollably for the past day and a half. Damned heartless Micks, anyways. They're mean when they're drunk.
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So basically they're always mean

 
BITD, a co-worker, who was also a riding buddy, and yours truly got into trouble resulting in a serious meeting with the boss and the foremen at work because we used to talk **** at each other. They all thought we hated each other, and intended physical violence!
Seems some people just don't comprehend banter.

Oh, and my background is Welsh, (mostly), so all you Irish pricks can get bent
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Welsh are just wannabe Irish anyway! Here's one for you Welsh Guys; "How does a Welshman find sheep in tall grass? Irresistable!

 
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Anything else you'd like to vent? Any more bile you need to spew?
If someone wants to make fun of someone else it should at least be funny, on the other hand, you're rant, that was pathetic, but funny
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Perhaps, this is my final reply to this thread. The above quote has left me shaken and crying uncontrollably for the past day and a half. Damned heartless Micks, anyways. They're mean when they're drunk.
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So basically they're always mean
Do you guys know why Hitler didn't drink whiskey? It made him mean!

 
You will notice that No Body has taken Our Lovely Barb on in a drinking contest.

BeemerDon talks a good story, but he has come up short in several CFR events, Barb can drink him under the table easily.

Mind you. BeemerDon is not used to real Canadian Beer or Rye Whisky.

Freaking Lightweights is right.

Come on Beemer Don, admit it, Barb kicked your ***, and You liked it.....

 
You will notice that No Body has taken Our Lovely Barb on in a drinking contest.
BeemerDon talks a good story, but he has come up short in several CFR events, Barb can drink him under the table easily.

Mind you. BeemerDon is not used to real Canadian Beer or Rye Whisky.

Freaking Lightweights is right.

Come on Beemer Don, admit it, Barb kicked your ***, and You liked it.....
Mi Compadre el Canadiensen Donaldo, Barb did kick my big fat Irish *** and Papa Chuy Viejo absolutely LOVED it! Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me! Miss Barb, may I please have another eh! JSNS!

 
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