Jesus Christ Was Hit By a Car!

[jmarran]

I couldn't make up a crazier headline/story if I tried

Berkshire Eagle Article (clicky)

 

[fjrob1300]

Good thing I wasn't drinking milk.

 

[charismaticmegafauna]

From the news article:

... Christ "appeared out of nowhere,"

 

[FJRBluesman]

My Savior would not be the thrid (I wonder who the other two are????), plus this Christ dude made it to 50 years old, 20 years further than the orginal Jesus, and if it was the messiah, he could have easily avoided the whole situation, with walking on water and all, I would think avoiding a car is childs play for the Lord.

Too funny an article.

 

[wfooshee]

"Christ could not be reached for comment Friday."

That's gonna shake some people up!

 

[S76]

"Christ could not be reached for comment Friday."
That's gonna shake some people up!

Not even three days and this ones gone?

 

[RadioHowie]

Direct quote that proves the newspaper editor/story writer is a complete and total idiot:

Jesus Christ -- Christianity's central religious figure and the person whom Christians believe to be the son of God.

Did this idiot story writer actually think Jesus Christ needed to be identified?

Sean Hannity is right -- journalism is dead. <_<

 

[TCMike]

That woman is going to hell fo sho!

 

[GalaxyBlue]

Funny article!

But, We really should keep the religious content to a minimum here.

Don't make me close this thread!

 

[fhaze]

Having lived in Belchertown, as well as Northampton, I can't say I have ever ran into the Almighty myself. I have however seen many Brittanys in my travels on the bike.

Better the Lord than myself, oh wait...

 

[Blind Squirrel]

Good thing the driver isn't jewish.

 

[jmarran]

No, but she is a NAIL TECHNICIAN!

That's twice it's been someone who works with nails!

 

[jekirby]

Absolutely hilarious!!