Just Like Frank..

[fjrchooser]

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just

like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my

coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to

Frank every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the

Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an

opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him

play the piano."!

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"

Cabbie: "There's more"......."He had a memory like a computer. Could

remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to

order

and which fork to eat them with. He c! ould fix anything. Not like me. I

change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."

Passenger. "Wow, some bloke then"

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid

traffic

jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them."

Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."

Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and

never

answer her back even if she was

in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly

polished

too."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?">

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."

Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

Cabbie: "I married his ******* widow."

 

[phil]

I think I am living with the Cabbie's wife's sister!