Kanuter valve

[ndivita]

I came across it in a book I was reading yesterday. Ranks up there with muffler bearings, etc.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kanuter%20valve

 

[ionbeam]

Great topic, just in time for Christmas gifts!

Kuhneutson Valve

$20.00

(AKA "Kneutson, Kanutson") Our superior Kuneutson valves are superior to the inferior kuhneutson valves! For use especially on engines with camshafts. The number one sign of Kuhneutson failure is reduced bore on your engine block! Easily remedy this with a Kuneutson Valve from KaleCoAuto! Now compatible with modern computer controlled cars.

Johnson Rod

$28.99

You spoke, we listened! The long anticipated Johnson Rod has finally made an appearance! Bursting from our engineering bay, and three years in the making, this is most spectacular rod on the market. Not only is the Johnson Rod fully extendable, but it is also .5" greater in girth than any competitor's Johnson Rod. Please install Johnson Rod between 70-90f, as cold weather will cause it to contract.

Muffler Bearing

$33.95

Do you have an annoying rattling in your mufflers? Are they sagging a little? Don't quite sound right? That could be the symptoms of a worn muffler bearing. Allow me to introduce the KaleCoAuto muffler bearing! It's unique iron-graphite composite with pre-grease-packed assembly provides over 200,000 miles of smooth muffler operation! It is most likely they will outlast your mufflers. Also works well on heavy duty exhaust systems. One per muffler.

Elbow Grease

$6.99

Ran out of Elbow Grease during that difficult project? Can't get that lugnut off your wheel? Is that engine block just too darn heavy for your to pick up on your own? KaleCoAuto's Elbow Grease is the perfect solution for you! Made from high quality synthetic materials, KaleCoAuto's Elbow Grease is matched is without a peer! WARNING: HARD WORK MAY LEAD TO INCREASED MUSCLE TONE AND BETTER OVERALL HEALTH. TO BE SAFE, YOU SHOULD USE AS LITTLE OF THIS PRODUCT AS POSSIBLE!

Blinker Fluid

$18.95

Are you blinkers sluggish? Do they make an annoying ticking noise? Do they not flash fast enough? Here's your solution. Little do people know, factory quality blinker fluid should be changed every 150,000 blinks. Our blinker fluid lasts ten times that. KaleCoAuto high quality synthetic blinker fluid meets the highest DOT standards while not being in the least bit DOT legal! KaleCoAuto blinker fluid provides you with thousands of hours of reliable blinking without the wear and tear on the flash-synchro's that the other blinker fluids cause. KaleCoAuto blinker fluid will not lose its viscosity even in the most extreme situations. Why buy that old dino-blinker fluid, when you can get our unique patented synthetic formula? Satisfaction guaranteed!! For use in any car.

Left Handed Metric Screwdriver

$13.90

This screwdriver was specially formulated by the Coalition of Left Handed Peoples for the Furthering of Left Handed Recognition and Also the Metric System. (AKA CLHPFLHRAMS.) Naturally, KaleCoAuto came to a partnership with them to create this finely machine crafted screwdriver. This screwdriver uses high tech materials, such as steel, and plastic. (NASA uses steel and plastic!) This screwdriver is great for loosening screws on the right side of the vehicle, or tightening screws on the left side of the vehicle.

Shop where all the big boys go, visit KaleCo Auto for all the cool tools. This is where I source my Flux Capacitors for those interesting winter projects. Stop by in 1857 and see some of ionbeam's motorcycle and car handy work!

Edit 12/16/14: It looks like Kale Co Auto doesn't want us to have picture links to their site and now blocks access from the Forum.

 

[supertankerm60a3]

KaleCo site is hilarious! I sent the like to several friends who are mechanics.

 

[Old Guy]

I visited a hardware store recently and asked the young lady if they had any "reverse drill bits." She must have had people looking for some of the above already because her immediate response was a sneer and "Yeah! Right!"

 

[ionbeam]

I visited a hardware store recently and asked the young lady if they had any "reverse drill bits."...

Those 'reverse drills bits' must be the kind of bits that fill in holes, right? :lol:

 

[Old Guy]

I visited a hardware store recently and asked the young lady if they had any "reverse drill bits."...

Those 'reverse drills bits' must be the kind of bits that fill in holes, right?

Exactly

I explained to her that they were used to remove screws with rounded heads, etc., and she was still skeptical. I had to convince her to ask someone else.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Like the time my dad had the boss' daughter calling all over the place for a Formica Stretcher.

 

[garauld]

The Spurving Bearing is still running smoothly on the Turbo Encabulator I bought a number of years ago...

 

[FJReady]

"Turbo Encabulator" that video is a classic. If you don't know it, google it. and enjoy!

 

[Fred W]

You made me do it...



It's not cheap... but I'm sure the government will buy it.

 

[erixun]

Fred, I was going to post this as well. Love that video!

This one too...

 

[dcarver]

I read that male Kanuter valves leak a lot more than female Kanuter valves..