Draggon Rider
Well-known member
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not
anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the
form of a salesman standing right behind her. Good looking as
well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one
would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may
we help you today?
Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman
somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam.. if you farted just looking at it - you're
going to **** when I tell you the price
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not
anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the
form of a salesman standing right behind her. Good looking as
well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one
would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may
we help you today?
Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman
somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam.. if you farted just looking at it - you're
going to **** when I tell you the price
