Last night.

[Surly]

Last night I turned to my wife in bed and whispered,

"do you know it is National Orgasm Day?"

"Oh, what a pity,"

she replied,

"right in the middle of National Headache Week."

 

[Old Michael]

...But during "Go See Your Girlfriend Month".

 

[Fly Bye]

You got headache? I got aspirin. See you in 20 minutes.