MEM
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Damn! You're just a whippersnapper 
Have a fun day and play safe :thumbsup:
Have a fun day and play safe :thumbsup:
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E.T.
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majicmaker
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Happy Birthday G, Enjoy that '09 Black Beauty! You'll never look back. :lol:
yamafitter
Reigning NERDS Granite Lane Gold Medalist
I hope your illegitimate bastard step-pappy, Papa Chuy gives you a good birthday spanking.
beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
+100, Ten Fold Gunny; 47 years ago I should've just jacked off on a Friday night, but all in all you're a damn fine illegitimate bastard Son mi Hijo! Happy Birthday SkooterG; and many, many more!+1Damn! You're just a whippersnapper
Have a fun day and play safe :thumbsup:
However, your Mother and I are extremely concerned about your cross dressing. Seriously, we really need to discuss this issue with you very soon!
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Happy Birthday Skooter! :yahoo:
Some of these posted images MUST be photo shopped right?
A skirt? No way ... not on one of my heroes .
Have a great day. May you ride many more miles in your life time.
(Just not too many- I am having a hard time keeping up with you)
Some of these posted images MUST be photo shopped right?
A skirt? No way ... not on one of my heroes .
Have a great day. May you ride many more miles in your life time.
(Just not too many- I am having a hard time keeping up with you)
azitlies
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Happy B'Day Skooter Enjoy!
Enjoy!
petey
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Well, well, SkooterG is a year older ..HAPPY B-DAY...Have great day, and do something fun.
..HAPPY B-DAY...Have great day, and do something fun.
Bugnatr
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Hey ya Dork, still riding the gen II? At your age the mighty Gen I would be too much for you to handle. AARP will be sending you some early discounts soon. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Cheesedick.
Donaldo, do you still have that baby pic of Skooter - the day you took him home?
Donaldo, do you still have that baby pic of Skooter - the day you took him home?
Bungie
FrostBack #2 - IBA # 44620
Happy birthday Greg.
You know what to do. Go Cougar trolling by showing them your kick ass line dancing skills. Make sure you leave a scar on the town.
Actually, at your age, Cougar isn't the right term, more like Puma's.
You know what to do. Go Cougar trolling by showing them your kick ass line dancing skills. Make sure you leave a scar on the town.
Actually, at your age, Cougar isn't the right term, more like Puma's.
exskibum
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Realizing that Papa Chuy's wistful remembrance omitted about 9 months from the saga :ermm: makes it no less touching. :wub:
So, following this happy day, may you have even more FJRs in your garage :bike: , fewer successful attempts at throwing them down the road (or playa) :blush2: , leftovers from Thanksgiving dinner :alcoholic: , a successful Black Friday shopping spree :aggressive: , one more candle on your birthday cake :fire: , and a promotion at the admin office for just this day. :big_boss:
So -- there's a party at beemerdon's tonight
arty: and we're all invited? :alcoholic: Skirts are optional, but you gotta party til ya puke, birthday boy! Have a happy birthday! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
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beemerdons
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Brother Rich, I just wanted to share with you and my other fine FJR Forum Friends the joy that SkooterG's mother Salma and his Papa Chuy felt as we took him home from the hospital. Alas, how were we to know on that fateful day what an unbelievable pain in the ass he would become!Realizing that Papa Chuy's wistful remembrance omitted about 9 months from the saga :ermm: makes it no less touching. :wub:
So, following this happy day, may you have even more FJRs in your garage :bike: , fewer successful attempts at throwing them down the road (or playa) :blush2: , leftovers from Thanksgiving dinner :alcoholic: , a successful Black Friday Shopping spree :aggressive: , one more candle on your birthday cake :fire: , and a promotion at the admin office for just this day. :big_boss:
So -- there's a party at beemerdon's tonight
And have a happy birthday! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
ahchiu
FJR Commander
Have a Great Birthday Scooter :yahoo:
wheatonFJR
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Happy Birthday Greg, all of Wheaton is celebrating! :clapping:
exskibum
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Brother Don, with all due respect: there is NO way that the attractive woman in that picture is your illegitimate bastard son's mother. The evidence contradicting that false implication, on 2 distinct and irrefutable grounds, is in the picture itself. I simply ask that the viewers consider the TWO male face shots therein, and the consequent impossibility that she was involved in THAT conception. (Before Howie comes along to claim that maybe the lovely woman you have defamed might have been blind at the time, the second bit of photographic evidence, in swaddling clothes, still proves the alleged union impossible.)Brother Rich, I just wanted to share with you and my other fine FJR Forum Friends the joy that SkooterG's mother Salma and his Papa Chuy felt as we took him home from the hospital. Alas, how were we to know on that fateful day what an unbelievable pain in the ass he would become!
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beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
exskibum, the family resemblance is much more noticeable in this later photograph when we had him circumcised!Brother Don, with all due respect: there is NO way that the attractive woman in that picture is your bastard step son's mother. The evidence contradicting that false implication, on 2 distinct and irrefutable grounds, is in the picture itself. I simply ask that the viewers consider the TWO male face shots therein, and the consequent impossibility that she was involved in THAT conception. (Before Howie comes along to claim that maybe the lovely woman you have defamed might have been blind at the time, the second bit of photographic evidence, in swaddling clothes, still proves the alleged union impossible.)Brother Rich, I just wanted to share with you and my other fine FJR Forum Friends the joy that SkooterG's mother Salma and his Papa Chuy felt as we took him home from the hospital. Alas, how were we to know on that fateful day what an unbelievable pain in the ass he would become!
airboss
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Brother Don, with all due respect: there is NO way that the attractive woman in that picture is your bastard step son's mother. The evidence contradicting that false implication, on 2 distinct and irrefutable grounds, is in the picture itself. I simply ask that the viewers consider the TWO male face shots therein, and the consequent impossibility that she was involved in THAT conception. (Before Howie comes along to claim that maybe the lovely woman you have defamed might have been blind at the time, the second bit of photographic evidence, in swaddling clothes, still proves the alleged union impossible.)Brother Rich, I just wanted to share with you and my other fine FJR Forum Friends the joy that SkooterG's mother Salma and his Papa Chuy felt as we took him home from the hospital. Alas, how were we to know on that fateful day what an unbelievable pain in the ass he would become!
DNA testing could settle this issue. 'cept Skooter doesn't have any.
Happy Birthday anyway Skooter, no matter how you arrived on this planet.
HotRodZilla
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Haha...Happy birthday Greg. I wish I was in Arizona so I could punch you really hard. That'll just have to wait I guess. Enjoy your day man.
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