BwanaDik
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You sure? There's more!
Lets talk restrooms----
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RadioHowie
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Pretty sure. From now on, we'll all think of you as the forum's #1 Shit. Okay? :rofl:
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RadioHowie
I Miss Beemerdons!
Look, V...BD has effectively killed this thread with his "prose", so let's just let it die, okay?Bring it on, there's plenty of other threads around here to read!
Huss.. oh hell... never mind.Look, V...BD has effectively killed this thread with his "prose", so let's just let it die, okay?Bring it on, there's plenty of other threads around here to read!
RadioHowie
I Miss Beemerdons!
Okay, NOW yer jes burnin' up my inbox! Tart!Huss.. oh hell... never mind.Look, V...BD has effectively killed this thread with his "prose", so let's just let it die, okay?Bring it on, there's plenty of other threads around here to read!
RadioHowie
I Miss Beemerdons!
Here's one more, hussy in training.My email inbox, ya daffy dame! I got email notification when hussy's reply to my posts.
And I am many things... daffy ain't one of 'em, darlin.
I thought I had a good (bad?) entry in the restroom competition, but you take the cake!
uke: But here goes anyway... Last weekend I went backpacking with the Scout troop to a campground that's been isolated for 3 years now since the river washed out the road. It's now a 5 mile hike to the campground and not many people are willing to drag their coolers that far! And neither are the park rangers willing to go and clean the bathrooms. Let's just say that nose breathing is not recommended in these bathrooms. :bad: But it's still nothing compared to BD's story. I bow down to the "King of Shit."
boomerang
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I am an electrician for a company called Ameri-can Engineering out of Argos IN. We build high end restroom trailers. Some of these units are nicer then you find in most hotels. We build every thing from shower units to Decontamination units to Park model rest rooms. We have units all over the country (world ). We have several at the White House, Geico off shore racing has one, Kholer faucets has severel. These units can be fully self contained or use city hook up. So, if any one is planning a major gathering or event check us out.
RadioHowie
I Miss Beemerdons!
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Now THAT is just SICK!!!!!
I am SO unsubscribing from this thread!
BwanaDik
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OK, that sounds like a CHALLENGE! RH, I know you're on the edge of your seat waiting for my next post.
less see..... How about the time the Finns shut down the shithouse and the Estonians had to use the "one holers' we had to make for them
Stay tuned!!!!
RadioHowie
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rushes
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BwanaDik
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OK, you've called me out. Watching "Sleepless in Seattle" with wifey, just to see the scene where they burst into tears about Jim Brown throwing hand grenades into the air shoots in the "Dirty Dozen". One of the best scenes EVER!
On with the plot. Two stories here.
When we moved into the forward camp, the Finnish contractor we hired had brought some really nifty and convient "make-a-camp" type modules that consisted of two small bedrooms connected by a section of hallway. These "modules" were bolted together, side by side, as many as you wanted, which ended up as a long hallway with bedrooms on either side. Pretty cool and efficient (Typical Finn stuff). Anyway, there was no real place to piss as the bathroom section had not been set up so you went to the end of the "hallway" and pissed into the snowdrift out back. Problem was, there was no "down wind" because of the configuration of the camp. So once you got your 2" "Mr. Peepers" out thru 8" of Arctic gear, the wind was such that you couldn't avoid peeing on yourself because of the wind spray. So we all ended up peeing into the 1.5 liter water bottles that we had just drank. This bottle was conviently stored under the modest "end table" next to the bed.
Which led to the joke of, when somebody came over to play cards or bullshit, the phrase "hey, do ya wanna beer?" and you produced the bottle full of yellow liquid! (the camp was "dry").
Which brings to mind the hydration thing the LDR guys are always going on about. Until the forward camp at Ardalin, I've never seen ORANGE piss. Talk about dehydrated! Which was probably a good thing in some instances (see below).
The Finns had a really cool dumpster where there was a continouous tube of plastic feed into the commode. After you finished your dump, you "flushed" and the roll of plastic tube would go down the hole with your special deposit safely encased inside. Then a set of hot metal plates would grip the top of the plastic tube and seal it off. So when the toilet was "full", you had a long string of hermetically sealed bags of shit that you could dispose of in an environmentally friendly manner. Too cool! Problem was, the Estonians didn't appreciate the technology so they just took a dump even if the tube of plastic was gone. And the "Hot Jaws of Death" as we called them would close of the fresh loaf. Pheeeeewwwwww!!!!!!
Needless to say, the Finns got tired of cleaning the Jaws and so finally shut the shithouse down. Everybody had to find their own method of relieving themselves until we dug and built a shithouse for the Estonians. So everybody that wasn't too dehydrated to take a dump had to go out into the snow drifts and do their business in -35F degree weather with blowing snow. This wasn't the worst part, the worst part was having to shed all of the Arctic gear and get it wrapped around your legs to get your ass outside and not take a dump in your snow hood.
Life was good when we got an adequate amount of water and the Finns fired the Hot Jaws of Death back up!
You can't make this stuff up.
Next up, how the Russian foot soldiers fcuked with their Commander.
RadioHowie
I Miss Beemerdons!
Just above this post lie the words of a certified sick ****!
BD, you need to get a different hobby.
BD, you need to get a different hobby.
SacramentoMike
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OK, I can top Bwana's. There was this one place where they didn't even have a toilet. You had to squat over this giant spinning fan blade, and everything just flew EVERYWHERE! And then, . . .
Well, OK, that never happened. And by the way,
Let's all remember who ASKED for this in the first place.
Well, OK, that never happened. And by the way,
Let's all remember who ASKED for this in the first place.
ALDAWG
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Bwanadik---I have to say, you paint a very vivid picture. Don't know if that is good in this perticular case, but your stories get better and better. I can't wait for the next one.....or can I
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