Lil Johnny

[gregory]

Little Johnny went to his father and said, 'Dad, the

teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference

between 'potentially' and 'realistically',

Can you help me?'.

The father thought for a moment, then said, 'Go ask

your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million

dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if

he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, then

come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, 'Would

you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course I would! we could really use that money to

fix up the house and send you kids to a great

University!'

Next he asked his sister, 'Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in

a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

Then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep

with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' he said, 'Do you know what a

million bucks would buy?'

Little Johnny pondered the answers for a few days, then

went back to his dad.

'Well', his father said, 'Did you find out the

difference?'.

Little Johnny replied, 'Yes.......

'potentially', you and I are sitting on three

million dollars.............. but 'realistically',

.......... we're living with two slags and a

poofter.'

 

[FJRBluesman]

Seems to have a British edge to it....

The Python Willumuloo sketch: No Poofters!