Look out there's a deer!

[odot]

Welp, Arcticfreezums just folded what with the economy as it is. That and the fbi probe into my interspecies sex business I had going on. Oh, well....guess I just keep building parts for helicopters. Thanks bust.....you ******* prick you.

 

[Bustanut joker]

Sorry dood... The fish and game departments offer of $$ for turning in guys like you and zilla, was to much to turn down.

My advice?

Stick to "domesticated" critters, They don't talk.

:jester:

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

Whatdaya think them "professional" wemin in Dallass-Fart Worth charge these days?
Sick *** is he.

Double that is cheap..

AVERAGE PRICE OF ONE HOUR OF SEXUAL SERVICES

Is he sick enough or cheap enough to realize the savings if he stuck with "professional" men? (see chart)

 

[odot]

Anchorage ain't in there, dude....what gives? Who does a poll and don't include anchorage?

 

[Toecutter]

My neighbor is from PA. He told me the state cleans 22,000 dead deer a year off the roadways. That doesn't take into account the ones who limp off and die.

That, winter, and no lane-sharing makes me wonder why people back east even own motorcycles. I wouldn't.

However, it's a curse for me to have year-round riding. I'm not willing to go deep into maintenance and get major work accomplished, due to wanting my bike functional all the time. I guess I'll fix it when it breaks....

 

[Joe2Lmaker]

There's always one who has to put the thread back on topic...

 

[spklbuk]

quote name='Kevin Daly'

Remember the day we went up to Black water falls and and Cannan valley? I think we had at least 6 or 7 in the road or near the road moments on that day alone. We should do that again.

I do remember us playing thru the bambis that morning (and the lightning the day before too!; but not as well as Scab does, he crashed during that same weather front).

Yep we should make that ride again, might even oughta invite Chuck, after all we were late meeting him et al b/c of our "detour." :lol:

quote name='Toecutter'

My neighbor is from PA. He told me the state cleans 22,000 dead deer a year off the roadways. That doesn't take into account the ones who limp off and die.
That, winter, and no lane-sharing makes me wonder why people back east even own motorcycles. I wouldn't.

TC come on over and make that Canaan/Blackwater ride with Kevin, Chuck and me and then you'll understand.

I promise you will most certainly develop a different take on the virtues of lane sharing after the first time you try to squeeze between a loaded log truck and an oncoming coal truck!

 

[windchaser1942]

I have done my part... Shot one this year and my buddy shot 4, all doe's. They need to create a taskforce that hunts them down, slaughters them and provides the meat to soup kitchens and such. In fact you should know that inspite of the fact that WV generally has a very low crime rate the auto insurance is high here because of deer strikes. this past year I had probably 20 encounters and at least 5 were close calls.

A WV resident can legally take 9 deer/season. The "task force" is in place. It is just a matter of inspiration. If everyone took just one doe out of the backyard, problem solved.

Hunters for the Hungry program will take all the legal deer you wish to provide. I move we petition Uncle Joe Manchin and his cronies for a box of free ammo for all licensed deer hunters...costs more than tires for his Harley nowadays!

Only 20??? You gotta get out more! It is definitely scary.

Ride like the forest rats are out to get ya, cause...

Just to be clear thats an estimate of total encounters, some encounters had 20 deer in the street And I ahve to say if you stay away from riding at dusk dark and dawn you can really cut down on the number of close calls

Honestly though, it was the first deer I ever shot and it was quite a nasty task to get it from dead to in the freezer. but I will look into the hunters for hungry program; as much as I hate the damn things in the road i cant see waisting one then waisting it if you get my meaning.

Remember the day we went up to Black water falls and and Cannan valley? I think we had at least 6 or 7 in the road or near the road moments on that day alone. We should do that again.

Ya' know you got a point there but the season is too short...unless your a bow hunter. Extending the season could make a big difference.

yeah I think a longer season would be in order.

....unfortunately the ole addage to watch for the critters early in am and late in the afternoon...really doesn't work around here....I've seen more deer standing, crossing or running down the road from 10 AM until 3 PM. Just missed one last summer who was standing on the edge of the road (thinking no doubt about making a break for the other side....missed that lady by inches) and that was at noon! I rarely ride after dark anymore...it is just too dangerous.

 

[Kevin Daly]

He ain't kiddin ya non Daly... But, He's not sending em up nord... He's doing the nasty wif em :blink: Yeah at a hunert a pop he's getting off cheap.Whatdaya think them "professional" wemin in Dallass-Fart Worth charge these days?

Sick *** is he.

Double that is cheap..

:jester:

Welp, Arcticfreezums just folded what with the economy as it is. That and the fbi probe into my interspecies sex business I had going on. Oh, well....guess I just keep building parts for helicopters. Thanks bust.....you ******* prick you.

Leave it to you two perv's to think ups such knarlly perve ****. But to actually do it to someone elses kill! havent you heard of hunters prerogative? Chances you guys ate takin sloppy seconds anyway

 

[Kevin Daly]

That, winter, and no lane-sharing makes me wonder why people back east even own motorcycles. I wouldn't.

Toe, its like bad heroin... its better than nothing

 

[Kevin Daly]

quote name='Kevin Daly'

Remember the day we went up to Black water falls and and Cannan valley? I think we had at least 6 or 7 in the road or near the road moments on that day alone. We should do that again.

I do remember us playing thru the bambis that morning (and the lightning the day before too!; but not as well as Scab does, he crashed during that same weather front).

Yep we should make that ride again, might even oughta invite Chuck, after all we were late meeting him et al b/c of our "detour." :lol:

damn thats right, hell ofa storm! How many ribs did you break Scabby? that had to hurt!

Havent heard from or ridden with chuck for quite a while. he and his buddy on the Buell are a snappy combo; got to hook them up with the Bickerstaff crew!!

 

[Kevin Daly]

....unfortunately the ole addage to watch for the critters early in am and late in the afternoon...really doesn't work around here....I've seen more deer standing, crossing or running down the road from 10 AM until 3 PM. Just missed one last summer who was standing on the edge of the road (thinking no doubt about making a break for the other side....missed that lady by inches) and that was at noon! I rarely ride after dark anymore...it is just too dangerous.

Oh i know they are out there during the day, but they are much worser-er at dusk, dark and dawn. I have stopped riding at those hours for the most part.

 

[Kevin Daly]

Whatdaya think them "professional" wemin in Dallass-Fart Worth charge these days?
Sick *** is he.

Double that is cheap..

AVERAGE PRICE OF ONE HOUR OF SEXUAL SERVICES

Is he sick enough or cheap enough to realize the savings if he stuck with "professional" men? (see chart)

thank god I dont live in Nashville... a workin man has got to make some money!