Lost in Arkansas

[Tyler]

A young man graduated from the University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism.

His first assignment for the newspaper that hired him was to write a human-interest story.

Being from Arkansas, he went back to the country to do his research.

He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself and proceeded to explain to him why he was there.

The young man asked, "What's the most exciting thing that ever happened around here?"

The farmer thought for a minute and said, " One time one of my neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home."

"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else exciting that happened?"

After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that time and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."

Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Okay let try something else. What's the most terrible thing that ever happened around here?"

The old farmer dropped his head and after a few seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said,

"I got lost once."

 

[Bustanut joker]

Hey the answer to the question Why Mad Mike 2 ?

Well maybe not the 2 part... Butt, at least why he's Mad.

Never knew he was really from Arkansest... Hmm, this really is a great place

:jester:

 

[Tyler]

Hmm, this really is a great place
:jester:

I knew you'd be posting up in here... :lol:

 

[rushes]

Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Okay let try something else. What's the most terrible thing that ever happened around here?"The old farmer dropped his head and after a few seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said,

"I got lost once."

Oh, he liked it...

Locals don't get lost....

:****:

 

[Patriot]

ahhhhhhhh, did he squeal like a pig