Love Me Or Cuss Me

[donaldb]

Welp, maybe I can assume at least partial credit for this new thread subject line. Still only a FNG and already having such a impact. Sorry Warchild for causing you overtime, guess I owe you a beer or two or three. Let the abuse begin

 

[Warchild]

Sorry Warchild for causing you overtime, guess I owe you a beer or two or three.

Heavens, no! This new "Recurring Threads" forum is fundamentally tongue-in-cheek, and was a looooong time coming, anyway.... so think of yourself as a catalyst, not as a cause of more work!

Still only a FNG and already having such a impact

Exactly so! See, you already a mover and a shaker within the FJR community! :lol:

However, you probably do owe me a beer. In fact, I'm pretty sure all forum members owe me a beer, for one reason or another. Pretty sure that's correct, anyway.... let's me check my notes here.... yep, y'all do!

Pay up at Reno, my *******!!! :lol:

 

[Rogue]

However, you probably do owe me a beer. In fact, I'm pretty sure all forum members owe me a beer, for one reason or another. Pretty sure that's correct, anyway.... let's me check my notes here.... yep, y'all do!
Pay up at Reno, my *******!!! :lol:

No problem.......... You need to drink all 200 or so at the same sitting though. :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:

:fans:

You need to add a "Which seat is best, Russell or Bill Mayers" thread to that Forum.

 

[Ignacio]

I can testify Donaldb. Here are the rules as I've learned them from the Thread I Became an FNA (Friggin' New Admin)

1) Kiss Warchild's ass

2) Do whatever Warchild says

3) Don't call Warchild anything like Warweenie, Lovechild, Warkiddie, hippyboy, or the like. tongue.gif Just compliment him on his fine legs. Of course, addressing him as, "My supreme ayatollah benevolent dictator God" can be a plus.

4) Don't listen to any other member of this forum, especially Twowheelnut and Radman.

5) When in doubt, refer to 1 & 2 above.

6) Ply Warchild with Miller Lites and/or margaritas at every opportunity.

 

[Ramblin Man]

Hold on there pardner. I checked my notes and it seems to me that you , Warchild, are directly responsible for the transfer of a sum of money roughly equal to $1,130 dollars US from my bank account to various, shall we say "associates" of yours, more commonly reffered to as "vendors". But I think we all know those vendors are actually relatives like Klaus (if that is his name) your wife's sister's husband's cousin and the superbrace guy who is actually your second cousin twice removed. And I don't even want to know how Skeeter, owner of the air force grave yard fits into your family tree or how he came up with an unobtainium knuter valved 03 for you. I can just envision old skeeter stretching the trip wire accross the road as some poor unsuspecting FJR rider, riding well within the posted speed limit, is sent to the ditch where upon Skeeter backs up truck, winches the bike into the bed, clubs the poor ******* laying in the ditch and drives off to present you with your new prise. Come to think of it Skeeter has a striking resemblance to Skooter. Need I say more?

We owe you a beer? Nay I say! Nay! There I said it again. I think it's you who owes us the first round, not that it would cost you anything seeing how Uncle Ted is the head distributor of alchohol west of the rockies.

 

[PapaUtah]

donaldb, you need to keep doing just what you are doing. The old farts around here always need new fodder. And don't be sad when the next newbie shows up and takes your place on the bottom of the pile!

:haha:

 

[twowheelnut]

4) Don't listen to any other member of this forum, especially Twowheelnut and Radman.

Now why would you go and say something like that? He's a NFG, fer cryin' out loud! He needs to find out what the real world is about so he should stop suckling on Warchild's teat! (Oooooh, that's a frightening picture! BWAAAAAAAAA!)

 

[gypsy]

6) Ply Warchild with Miller Lites and/or margaritas at every opportunity.

So Warchild which is it?

Tastes Great or Less Filling?

I say 'tastes great'!

gypsy

 

[Warchild]

He needs to find out what the real world is about so he should stop suckling on Warchild's teat! (Oooooh, that's a frightening picture! BWAAAAAAAAA!)

You gentlemen are very disturbed.

Some, more than others. :lol:

 

[twowheelnut]

 

[Howardrg]

***so he should stop suckling on Warchild's teat***

That is my sweet dreams in it's glory.

Howard

 

[donaldb]

you guy's obviously eat your own young! Us FNG's have to take our due punishment, the sooner I learn the rules the sooner I learn to get around them--I'm a fast learner, hence my FJR purchase. :cigar:

 

[twowheelnut]

you guy's obviously eat your own young! Us FNG's have to take our due punishment, the sooner I learn the rules the sooner I learn to get around them--I'm a fast learner, hence my FJR purchase. :cigar:

Aw Donny, good to see you've graduated to Pablum!

 

[donaldb]

Hey, I'm just doing my best to live up to my southern stereotypical trite and symplistic mentality--so far I feel like I have done very well in that respect

 

[Ignacio]

Did you used to ride a Beemer or a Husqvarna? We give special dispensation for them too.

 

[donaldb]

Gaaaw-leee as a matter of fact I did have a Husky back in the 70's, since everything on that bike was back asswards I figert I needed to get rid of it since I never could figure out how to kick start it w/my right leg! It's my neighbor who has the beemers, an 03 650GS and an 04 1150RT, he's not real happy about HAVING to ride behind me now.

 

[Ignacio]

That was just dumb luck on the Husky. I threw it in there as a homage to my Pop....that raced Huskies up here in Washington in the 70's. I've got big-time childhood memories of his 250, 360, 390...and I think a 400.

I had Hondas myself. By the time I was old enough to ride one (11) for myself he had just a 250 left. I sprained my ankle kick-starting that 250 backwards mother. Once I started it I scared myself to death. Compared to an XR200 it was EVIL scary.

....now I wish I still had one of his old bikes.

 

[donaldb]

I had a 400, the biggest heaviest son of a bitch dirt bike I ever owned, oh well those were the days

 

[Dudewado]

In fact, I'm pretty sure all forum members owe me a beer, for one reason or another.

I'll gladly buy you a beer, but don't forget; you owe me a friggin' WFO shirt!