Low Oil Implications

[twowheelnut]

What the heck happened to Brundog anyways? I miss our miles challenged friend. Without him around, poor Mogan may be in trouble.

Hmmmm. Good point skoot. An APB might be appropriate, but didn't he mention a move or some other life foible?

 

[ionbeam]

Around the time that Rad ranted that nobody was taking his advice and he was taking his keyboard + mouse and leaving Brun took a snit too. 'dogie said something about starting to lie about his miles, that we aren't fun anymore and he may not play with us any longer. Dunno if he was as serious as Rad was or not. He has been conspicuously missing. I haven't had anyone tell me that my postings are too long, half of what I wrote is full of **** and all the rest is just plain wrong since Brun left the house. I'm sure others here could do that but it was the way that Brun got so emotionally involved that made it so fun.

 

[twowheelnut]

I haven't had anyone tell me that my postings are too long, half of what I wrote is full of **** and all the rest is just plain wrong.

Hey, that's right. Hmmmm, did we miss ragging on the 'I's'? Thanks for pointing out this omission. When I'm done with this next video, I'll get right on it. Don't want you feeling left out or nuttin'.

:****:

 

[radman]

This is the last mention I see concerning logged miles-bitch-slapped

QUOTE (SkooterG @ Apr 4 2006, 06:59 PM)Interesting. All reports up to now had been that indeed, it was a shift light. But, I just read the owner's manual you linked to, and sure enough, you were right.

Me thinks something is amiss however. The owner's manual was only for the "A" model.

Perhaps its only the "AE" model that will come with a shift light, to make sure non-riding dolts like BrunDoggie know when to shift? biggrin.gif

We shall see. Sooner than later hopefully.

WTF? I am casually reading this post, only to find I am bitch-slapped behind my back?

If you don't cut the crap, I am gonna start lying about my miles.

-BD

Last mention-but there are posts after this that don't indicate any trouble. :ermm:

 

[twowheelnut]

This is the last mention I see concerning logged miles-bitch-slapped

QUOTE (SkooterG @ Apr 4 2006, 06:59 PM)Interesting. All reports up to now had been that indeed, it was a shift light. But, I just read the owner's manual you linked to, and sure enough, you were right.

Me thinks something is amiss however. The owner's manual was only for the "A" model.

Perhaps its only the "AE" model that will come with a shift light, to make sure non-riding dolts like BrunDoggie know when to shift? biggrin.gif

We shall see. Sooner than later hopefully.

WTF? I am casually reading this post, only to find I am bitch-slapped behind my back?

If you don't cut the crap, I am gonna start lying about my miles.

-BD

Last mention-but there are posts after this that don't indicate any trouble. :ermm:

Boy, skooter offed another one, eh? Good job skooter! :good:

 

[PapaUtah]

"I have a legal question for the justices on high court of the supreme council in FJRland.

If I am able to attend Reno and I win the contest for the most farkled FJR, will my sentence be commuted?"

Mogan, you have purchased a Yamaha FJR1300. It is not, I repeat, it is NOT a H-a-r-l-e-y-D-a-v-i-d-s-o-n™!

Most farkles on a bike that old with that few miles is grounds to charge you with a felony "Failure to Ride" indictment in our little community. Consider yourself charged! Court will convene July 27, 2006 in Reno, NV presided over by His Honor Judge "Warchild" Wilson. Jurors will be drawn from other attendees. For your sake you better hope there is a Harley-Davidson™ rally nearby so you will have a chance of getting some of your peers in the jury box!

I expect Radman has a good chance of being elected Jury Foreman. That would be good for you as he will be Harley-Davidsoning™ his FJR to Reno. He may be sympathetic to your plight! Court Bailiff "Barney" TwoWheelNut will provide court security. SkooterG will be the lead Prosecutor.

Your life is in their hands!

 

[twowheelnut]

I better pick up a couple of more bullets, then.

 

[radman]

As Foreman I should mention that July is [SIZE=18pt]CASH DISCOUNT MONTH!!!!!!!!![/SIZE] PM for your low, low rate today!

 

[Mogan]

With such hard-nosed law inforcement, I may have to bring my own legal counsel...perhaps someone from BMW MOA?

My defense attorney claims that every hour of farkling is worth 80 miles of riding credit. That suggests I really have about 25,000 miles on my bike.

And, if that's not good enough to clear me, what about disabilities? Early in my farkling, I accidentally dropped 350 lbs. worth of motorcycle lift on my foot putting me out of action for some time (I tried flipping it over when setting it up and I guess I'm not the hulk after all). :wacko:

 

[Rogue]

...presided over by His Honor Judge "Warchild" Wilson. ...

If you show up with a clean bike ("A clean bike is a gay bike", WC) you're really screwed!

 

[Toecutter]

If I am able to attend Reno and I win the contest for the most farkled FJR, will my sentence be commuted?

You may end up with the dubious distinction of "lowest age-weighted miler", especially since BD took a powder. It better be the most farkled and cleanest to boot, or it won't bode well for anything other than doing some time.

 

[odot]

The only thing that is going to save you, mogan, is if you live north of the artic circle. I suggest you start forging some documents to that effect.