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Zolton

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A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were

both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same

sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a

room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the

woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but

would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a

second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied .

'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own ******* blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

 
No spare blanket and no dutch oven effect.......sad.....truly sad.

 
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