Might this be your glass eye?

[Dutch]

Between BB guns, bows and arrow, and sling shots -

 

[HotRodZilla]

My dad's uncle had a glass eye also. He lost his when a pull-cord from a small engine broke and hit him in the eye. I never saw it out, and he ran his ranch for years, riding horses and roping better than any of us.

 

[gixxerjasen]

One of my friends just finished optometry school. She did one of her stints for internship with a glass eye maker. Learned the art of the custom painted glass eye. I wanted her to make me the one from Last Action Hero but she wouldn't do it.

 

[BkerChuck]

No, but that is also how my brother lost his! Screwed up quoting, sorry. My brother lost his left eye to a home made bow and arrow when he was 6. He and my sister were walking home from school and someone in a playground shot him. Freak accident with incredible odds.

 

[bobg3723]

No, but that is also how my brother lost his! Screwed up quoting, sorry. My brother lost his left eye to a home made bow and arrow when he was 6. He and my sister were walking home from school and someone in a playground shot him. Freak accident with incredible odds.

I wasn't much older than your brother when there was this sniper going around terrorizing the neighborhood shooting kids walking to school with what could only be surmised as a BB rifle. Nailed one on my cheek as I was walking with my sister. Then we did the wrong thing and tried to spot from what direction it came from. I shudder to think now how close we were to giving him/her a second shot.

 

[puppychow]

 

[Blind Squirrel]

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.

Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him.

"You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."

 

[puppychow]

In the land of the blind squirrels, the one-eyed squirrel is king!

 

[ionbeam]

A few days before his proctological exam...The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him...

Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects from the eyeball to the *******?

It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a ****** outlook on life.

If you don’t believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn’t bring a tear to your eye

 

[jmgrif]

Darts is my least favourite pub pass time!