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SwollenRaccoon

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It started about three or four months ago. My co-worker and FJR rider, Jason, and I started talking motorcycles, which we only do when we're having a conversation. "We need to go to Arkansas and ride the Ozarks", says Jason. Being not particularly intelligent, I agreed. Planning commenced, and we invited our friend John (Johnnie, JJ) along on his V-Strom 1000. As far as riding capabilities, when the three of us go out to play, we all ride at virtually the same pace. Slow by some standards, fast by others. We have fun. Enough talk. You mouth-breathers want pictures.

Jason at our first stop, about 197 miles in, at Ames, Iowa.

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OK, on to important matters. Kansas City, lunch at Arthur Bryant's. Never been there, but read about it, watched it on television multiple times, and dreamed about it. Pulled pork and sausage (BIG thanks to Jason on the sausage decision). Review? Pulled pork wasn't impressive in any way. Jason's burnt ends were great. The sausage was amazing. I know that I need to do the ribs, since I heard good things about those. The turkey looked good, as did the ham. Whatever I try next time, I WILL be getting the sausage, too. (We stopped there on the way home three days later. Ordered the sausage again. What a great decision.) Here ya go....food ****!

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Sunday, rural Arkansas. I don't remember what road this was. Jason and JJ on a one-laned bridge.

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Break time.

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More food ****! The catfish at Cliff House. Mike, the owner, told us it was the best in Arkansas. Not having ever eaten catfish in Arkansas, I can't argue. I've had catfish in Texas, Florida, Tennessee, and maybe a couple of other states, but this was the best I've had yet. Here's the goods. I'd already eaten half of it when I remembered to get the camera.

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Here's Jason and JJ on the Cliff House viewing deck.

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I've known these guys for quite a few years, and thousands of motorcycle miles. They'd fit right in here...it was like the swallows returning to San Juan Cappucino, or maybe somewhere not quite as sophisticated.

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Two very disappointed riders. They were SO looking forward to a bath together.

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The ride home Tuesday from Monett was brutal. Low to mid 90s. I was sweating like a whore in church. The only good thing was that we had a strong tailwind for most of the day. Jason said we were averaging around 43 mpg, doing between 80 and 85 mph. Pretty good for a loaded FJR, I guess. About 650 miles for the day, and a 4-day trip total of 1,940 miles. Time for a new rear PR2.

A very big thank you to all of you whom provided road and lodging input for our trip. You were all right on. I could try to provide added pretty words, but suffice to say that the riding was sensational. I won't divulge which roads we took, unless you decide to bribe me with Arthur Bryant's smoked sausage or Cliff House catfish. The pavement was smooth and clean, the weather was dry and warm, and most of the cagers stayed at home, or on other roads. We didn't have enough time to get further east, and try 160 between Doniphan and Alton, but we rode some of 160 further west, heading back to Monett. Interesting road, but a little too much traffic, and a few inconsiderate drivers.

All in all, a fantastic trip, and one I look forward to improving on next time I go there. :yahoo:

 
Report was a little too wordy, but good none the less for this mouth breather.

Glad you had a great time...maybe do some MO/AR in the fall??? Early October??

Maybe get a Hooterville run going for about that time frame. Gramps said he was up for that...hope that doesn't keep you away.

 
One more photo from our trip. This is what Arkansas highway 123 and Push Mountain Road can do to a rear Michelin PR2. They behaved perfectly all weekend. It looked worse the day we did it, but we put 630 miles on getting back to Minnesota. Can't wait to ride those roads again someday.

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Great report Scott. I think I have exactly all those same pictures. ;)

What a great place to ride. You'll have to do the weekend trip down to Missouri this fall.

Any plans for this weekend? If the weather is descent maybe a little ride?

 
Thanks for the pics, I know there's a lot of great roads inbetween those hills.

I was stationed down in that area for a few months last spring and it was hell not being able to have the FJR with me.

 
Great report Scott. I think I have exactly all those same pictures. ;)

What a great place to ride. You'll have to do the weekend trip down to Missouri this fall.

Any plans for this weekend? If the weather is descent maybe a little ride?

Thanks, Marc.

About this weekend....my old riding buddy from southern Wisconsin will be in Northfield Saturday morning to buy a 2003 BMW K1200GT. (Nice bike, I guess, if you had to be in Boise in 2 days and were taking the slab, but no thanks, I'll stick with my FJR.) Anyway, my plan is to meet him and ride over to Wabasha, and down to Mindoro Cut, then turn back home, while he continues south. The weather forecast looks pretty poor, so we'll see. If it's a few showers, fine, but I don't want to go in an all-day washout. I can let you know where we'll be, if the weather looks better.

About this fall. You have NO IDEA how much I want to go back to those roads. I was ready to go back there the day after I got home. However, late summer and fall are looking poor for any planned activities. My wife and I will be helping to relocate her 86-year old WWII vet father to Rochester, from Tennessee, so I kind of have to leave everything open for whatever stuff that may generate. I'm not ruling that trip out, but I just can't plan on it right now.

I'll try to keep you posted about Saturday, and I'll be watching for fall Arkansas trip updates. Thanks, Marc.

 
That's on 123.

People from TX sign their name on that bridge to bring them good luck, or long tire life, or sumpin....

Nice report.

Thanks!
It dont work, luck or long tire life....I'm still waiting for sumpin else!

Great report.......

To the next group coming down or up to Arkansas....theres a few of us that ride this stuff all the time...it would be neat to maybe meet up, get one of them sandwiches posted earlier, ride a twisty road or two if we can find one. :lol:

I know its hard to do sometimes........maybe next time.

 
Thanks for sharing Scott. That brings back a lot of memories, especially that shot of Hankins County Store! I rode 123 at a pretty good clip after stopping to take a couple of photos. <Link> I remember catching up with my buddies at the intersection of 123 and 7 and asking "Have you been waiting very long?"

Good times!

 
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...I remember catching up with my buddies at the intersection of 123 and 7 and asking "Have you been waiting very long?"Good times!
I have a riding buddy (Minnesotan) who's still hung-up on 'smoky-treats'.

When riding interesting/challenging roads, he often gets well-ahead of the group and will park at a road-side pull-off. He'll then take out a partial butt from his cig-pack, light it, and look like he's been waiting for about half-a-smoke.

For the un-initiated in the group -- no words needed... :)

 
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More food ****! The catfish at Cliff House. Mike, the owner, told us it was the best in Arkansas. Not having ever eaten catfish in Arkansas, I can't argue. I've had catfish in Texas, Florida, Tennessee, and maybe a couple of other states, but this was the best I've had yet.

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Take it from a local, if the catfish was served in styrofoam as pictured, no matter how good it was, it's not the best Arkansas has to offer.

 
Thanks for all the nice comments. A few more of my own;

Regarding the catfish in the styrofoam. The Cliff House (where we were staying that night) isn't open for supper except for Friday and Saturday nights. We were there on Sunday night, so Mike (the owner) prepared our meals and delivered them to our room. He also brought along a "complimentary" dozen cold ones on ice in a cooler for us. So, my opinion still stands. However, I very much look forward to be proven wrong on my next trip to Arkansas...

Joe, very cool pictures and stories. My wife is the same.....she goes nuts for old trucks. Can't argue with that. Oh, and we talked to the lady who owns the Hankins Country Store (she's originally from Ellsworth, Wi), and she and her husband are in the process of selling the store. There was hardly anything on the shelves, compared to your photos. Apparently there's not enough money out in those hills to make a decent living. Beautiful spot. Too bad....

As far as the Swollen Raccoon racing team® name, I started riding as a group with several co-workers in 1988. Living in a fairly flat, boring place made us search into the depths of western Wisconsin to find the least-traveled, twistiest roads around. Some of these roads are so lightly traveled that when an animal (say, a raccoon) gets deadened by a vehicle, it can lay untouched in the road for a considerable period of time. On a busier road, they get flattened into sail-cats, or whatever they were when they were alive. After enough time, the once-alive animal bloats to the point of morbid obesity. The most numerous ex-animals out there seemed to be raccoons, hence our not-very-creative name.

On that note, some of those Arkansas roads seem lightly-traveled enough that most of the dead armadillos were as yet unflattened. Maybe that's why we had so much fun down there. Or else it was the perfect weather, the great food, the perfect pavement, the signs saying "Steep and curvy road, next XX miles", or the 10-mph switchbacks. Wait, why do I live here again?

 
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