Motorcycle Personality Test

[velvet fog]

Yamaha FJR1300

You scored 5 moxie, 9 zeal, and 1 pomp!

I thought it would put you on a harley if you checked no way for the last question.

 

[Rickster]

I got Aprilia and FJR (interesting -- i have both).

My daughter got Volvo!

 

[Badcat]

It put me on a POS Harley. I guess I need to sell the FJR. :angry2:

 

[zorkler]

i recived a mini bike / moped

 

[quicksilver]

Yamaha FJR1300

You scored 0 moxie, 7 zeal, and 1 pomp!

You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.

You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300.

Sounds like they are trying to get on my good side.

 

[Bounce]

This is soooo 2003. It showed up about the same time as the FJR first came into the US.

How about The Squid Purity Test?

btw: 71 here - "Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic [for] his or her own good."

spooky, eh?

 

[FJR_pig]

Looks like I'm the first to get dealt the Ducati Monster. I can live with that. But what the heck is "pomp" supposed to mean? I'm maxed out on it, whatever it is...

I was just afraid it'd put me on a trike.

 

[krashdragon]

This is soooo 2003. It showed up about the same time as the FJR first came into the US.
How about The Squid Purity Test?

btw: 71 here - "Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic [for] his or her own good."

spooky, eh?

I like the squid test MUCH better...

"Squid Test Evaluation

So far, 18273 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 47 (from 0 to 100), and 4 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a pathetic example of incredible stupidity who shouldn't be let out of the house unsupervised.

Thank you very much for taking the time for this survey! While you're here, feel free to look around the rest of this web site."

WHOO HOO!

mary

 

[Zoltan]

I would not have replied............................but. I gots a lot O "Moxie" even more "Zeal"

Yamaha FJR1300

You scored 5 moxie, 7 zeal, and 0 pomp!

You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.

You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

Zoltan

 

[squeezer]

Well, this is cool:

Yamaha FJR1300

You scored 4 moxie, 6 zeal, and 1 pomp!

 

[Craig in SC]

Wait... I think I won...

Ducati ST4s

You scored 2 moxie, 10 zeal, and 6 pomp!

You love riding, simply for the sake of riding. On the way to work, you sometimes find yourself taking the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. Your mastery came about as a side effect from your love of the sport, although to be honest, you originally got into it because you thought a motorcycle would make you look cool.

You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as reasonably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Because you are a bit image-conscious and have a touch of ego, your bike is a Ducati. A practical Ducati, but a Ducati nonetheless.

Practical Ducati? Nahhhhh I don't believe it....

 

[Bounce]

This is soooo 2003. It showed up about the same time as the FJR first came into the US.

How about The Squid Purity Test?

btw: 71 here - "Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic [for] his or her own good."

spooky, eh?

I like the squid test MUCH better...

"Squid Test Evaluation

So far, 18273 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 47 (from 0 to 100), and 4 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a pathetic example of incredible stupidity who shouldn't be let out of the house unsupervised.

Thank you very much for taking the time for this survey! While you're here, feel free to look around the rest of this web site."

WHOO HOO!

mary

YEEEE HAAAAW!

 

[FLOWBACK]

No shit, it put me on the seat of the FJR. :clapping: Kinda figured with the camping question I'd end up on an enduro ( like maybe a new KTM damn it)

 

[luvtoride]

Scored what I already ride:

Yamaha FJR1300

You scored 2 moxie, 6 zeal, and 1 pomp!

You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.

You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

 

[wheatonFJR]

Well, my day is ruined

4,4,3 - Sportster :angry03:

..............................................guess I gotta sell my Bike of my dreams now................

[SIZE=36pt]NOT[/SIZE]

 

[Farkles]

Ok first harley don't like them second time around

600cc Sportbike

You scored 7 moxie, 1 zeal, and 4 pomp!

You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.

You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or ( B) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

Take it to the track. You'll live longer.

Dumb test going to put down my cash on FJR this month

 

[Bounce]

https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php?showtopic=14115

Now that you've learned about motorcycle personalities...

 

[Silver Penguin]

All is right with the world. The computer believes that I should ride an FJR. I believe that I should ride an FJR.

Guess what I did all day? Forget the housework. Forget the term paper. I have an errand that kinda-sorta needed to be done, about 15 miles away. The sun was shining. Just like the computer told me, I rode the FJR - 150 miles, to get the errand done.

Life is good.

Jill

 

[TheAxeman]

A HARLEY SPORTSTER!!!!!

Thank God I'm not useing their dating service.....