Here are some ideas to help secure your bike in a uhaul or other container:
* Park bike in uhaul. Fill remaining space with packing peanuts.
* Carpet the floor with pics of Rosie O'Donnell. You can simply park the bike on the side stand and it won't fall over since there's nothing in the world that will want to touch those horrible images.
* Fill the back with jello from top to bottom. Then drive the bike into the jello with enough speed to make it stick in there.
* Find out what ever Donald Trump uses to spray on his hair. I guarantee you it can make your bike stick on the floor without toppling over.
* Other approved materials that can be used to cushion the bike: marshmellows, nerf balls, socks, hibernating bears (polar bears preferably), hay, water ballons, Colorado snow, beanie babies, and hot dog buns.
Or you could just pack everything else in a uhual and tow it with your bike.