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Flying at the speed of smell ;))
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Mr Yamaha, died and went to Heaven for judgment. At the gates, St Peter told Mr Yamaha "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Mr Yamaha thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him.
St Peter took Mr Yamaha to the Throne Room and introduced him to God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?" he asked.
God said "Ah, yes!"
"Well" said Mr Yamaha, "Professional to Professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention;
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous
And I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs!"
"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God "hold on".
God went to his celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment god said, "Well it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!".... :lol:
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Enjoy....
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Mr Yamaha, died and went to Heaven for judgment. At the gates, St Peter told Mr Yamaha "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Mr Yamaha thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him.
St Peter took Mr Yamaha to the Throne Room and introduced him to God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?" he asked.
God said "Ah, yes!"
"Well" said Mr Yamaha, "Professional to Professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention;
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous
And I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs!"
"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God "hold on".
God went to his celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment god said, "Well it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!".... :lol:
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Enjoy....
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