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HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: $
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to
vary from 45kg to 225kg.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Surface normally covered with film of powder/paint.
Frequently wrapped in furs or tightly-stretched fabric.
2. Boils at absolutely nothing – freezes for no apparent reason.
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USE
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can greatly aid relaxation.
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent.
HAZARDS
1. Turns green when in proximity to superior specimens.
2. Possession of more than one is possible, but specimens should be
kept totally separate to avoid lethal reactions.
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ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: $
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to
vary from 45kg to 225kg.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Surface normally covered with film of powder/paint.
Frequently wrapped in furs or tightly-stretched fabric.
2. Boils at absolutely nothing – freezes for no apparent reason.
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USE
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can greatly aid relaxation.
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent.
HAZARDS
1. Turns green when in proximity to superior specimens.
2. Possession of more than one is possible, but specimens should be
kept totally separate to avoid lethal reactions.
Print version
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