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dcarver

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While riding my FJR, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and

landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.


 


Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a


shinny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful women who asked, "Are


you okay?"


 


As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to


die for...


 


"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car


to get a closer look.


 


She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that


nasty scrape on your head.”


 


"That's nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me


doing that!


 


"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any


more scrapes and then treat them properly."


 


Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and


weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."


 


We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of


cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better


but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."


 


"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse


exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while.


She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"


 


"Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."








 
Pictures… I want pictures

Its not a joke without pictures !
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It was even better for me because I truly thought it was for real at first and that it really was a story of your very last ride. My wife just loved it.

Thanks! Best chuckle all day for me.

 
My wife did not like it at all... I thought it was funny.

 
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