My wife, getting out of the shower!

[FJR Steve]

...........Australia, where there are a million fukin' kill-you-within-one-hour snakes about.

And that's just the 'pet' ones..... h34r:

 

[E1Allen]

bunch of babies you all are. just a stupid snake.

 

[mdisher]

Is it still alive? Answer: Bad snake
Is it dead? Answer: Good snake

Around here, all snakes are classified as copperheadedrattlemoccasins until at least 20 feet away from me!

:withstupidsmiley: Fo Shizzle!

 

[MsLilly]

Okay, the big scary snakes are not as scary as that last picture!