Name my FJR

[ugar-6]

O.K. guys, taking nominations for names for my FJR. I've considered: Fiji, Stealth Bomber, and the Phantom. Would like to know if any of these are good or to hear other suggestions.

 

[wfooshee]

Those all suck.

If it has a name, it will make itself known to you eventually.

 

[FJRay]

"My FJR" :yahoo:

 

[madmike2]

Those all suck.
If it has a name, it will make itself known to you eventually.

Is there a prize???? :blink:

Following Walt's statement, let's hope it's not:

"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" or, "Bang...Crash...Oh, dang!"

How about:

Red Light Runner

Flash

Zoom

Herbert

Francis

Hey, You

Stupid

Just trying to help...

 

[kolonial72]

Francis

Nah, I asked it about "Francis." It just said, "Don't call me Francis."

I do believe that you've got to name it yourself. Maybe fast for several weeks, grab you some peyote and go on a dream quest.

 

[SacramentoMike]

Francis

Nah, I asked it about "Francis." It just said, "Don't call me Francis."

I do believe that you've got to name it yourself. Maybe fast for several weeks, grab you some peyote and go on a dream quest.

Show it who's boss. Just name it Francis. Actually, I'd call it Frances. Francis is a boy's name. FJR's, like ships, are female.

 

[FJRBluesman]

POS.

 

[sportsguy]

Well, you can't use Oren (As in Oren Ishi from Kill Bill)...

She's also know affectionately as The Black Barge...

So, those are off limits.

How about Fred?

Maybe Mabel if you're sticking to female names.

Rashonda?

 

[fjrchooser]

I'm with wfooshee. Much like a new-to-you dog, once you look at it sideways awhile something appropriate will pop. Its not like you got to put it on a birth certificate right away or anything..

 

[Checkswrecks]

With where you are?

Too easy

Say "maaaa baaack"

or

"beeeg mo'sickle"

But calling it a "dogfighter" would be bad form.

B)

 

[Harvey]

Name your bike?

What other non-living items do you name?

Cars, appliances, power tools, furniture, electronics?

Where do you draw the line?

Just curious.

 

[gazza]

Primetime????

 

[marcusorelius]

"If ya call me francies I'll kill ya" from the movie Stripes with Bill Murray

 

[UHOH]

Well, assume here you're honest.

So, if you called her "*****," then whenever you want to get out of a conversation,

you could honestly say, "Well, I'm outta here guys - gonna head home to ride my *****,"

... and then swagger out the door into the sunset - [SIZE=8pt]kinda like John Wayne.[/SIZE]

 

[oio]

Forget it. Real Men don't name their bikes.

 

[Draggon Rider]

Forget it. Real Men don't name their bikes.

What do you call it when it doesn't start?

"you stupid piece of crap"

So it shall be named. :lol: :lol:

 

[old&slow]

Name your bike?What other non-living items do you name?

Cars, appliances, power tools, furniture, electronics?

I'm kind of with Harvey on this one .. I haven't ever felt the need to name a bike..

I usually just refer to it as the black bike..

I'm not very good at naming things ,, I have a cat that is named gray cat..

I use to think it funny when I was a youngin' ,, the farmers around here use to call their

automobiles , "the machine".

 

[old&slow]

Forget it. Real Men don't name their bikes.

What do you call it when it doesn't start?

"you stupid piece of crap"

So it shall be named. :lol: :lol:

Young Indian boy goes up to the Indian Chief that names all the new born children in the tribe and ask.

Chief how do you come up with all the names of the children ??

Chief tells him ,, after a child is born and I come out of the teepee and I see a Eagle Soaring,,

That child is named Eagle Soaring... Or I see a red sunrise ,, that child is named Red SunRise...

But why , Two Dogs Screwing do you ask ??? :dribble:

 

[meosborn]

********. A la, The Jerk.