Cyclebabble,
Have you really thought through the implications of naming the dog Rommel? The following is a list of things which you might take into consideration.
1) Dog doesn't "play well with others"
2) Dog gets unhealthy craving for Weinerschnitzel "Polish Dogs."
3) Neighborhood ******* get blitzkreiged, if you know what I mean.
4) Your Jewish friends become a little standoffish.
5) On the plus side, dog does amazingly well in obedience class.
I urge you to consider Spot, Rover, or Dog as acceptable names.