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Bud Light Real Man of Genius
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
together for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty- two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.
One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was
in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up."
I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door, I opened the door, and headed straight toward my
car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.... we
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."
And the moral of this story is . . .
Always keep your condoms in your car!
together for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty- two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view.
One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was
in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up."
I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door, I opened the door, and headed straight toward my
car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.... we
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."
And the moral of this story is . . .
Always keep your condoms in your car!
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