Not to worry, boys... I bought a box of 12, so let's see... one for me, one that's already been opened for experimentation purposes, so that leaves 10 to hand out to my FJR buds at banquet time. Looks like I'll be drinkin for free on Sunday.
'Nuff Said
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SkooterG
Purveyor of Crooked Facts
You TOLD him!!!! :angry2:
And after all that 'reading comprehension is critical' crap. I wanted to see what would happen when he brought the wrong ones. Not like there's not going to be a millions extra around the place.
WTF Art?!?!!? :angry2:
Uh-oh, my nasty, competitive side is coming out. Must be the start of rally season!
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Hey, speakin' of rally season.....when's the last time your bike has had a microsleep of it's own? I'm just sayin....she's probably due to go horizontal for no apparrent reason at any time now.
twowheelnut
R.I.P. Our Motorcycling Friend
SkooterG
Purveyor of Crooked Facts
Cold. Very cold, my friend.
But not as cold as the dish of revenge I shall be serving up, bro..........................
:evilsmiley03:
eeksnake
Not dead, just smell that way
Damn, for a newbie I'm doing alright so far. The items I do have in my possession fit the criteria exactly and I know where to get the rest of them.
Of course, I'm SURE I just jinxed myself big time. :superstition: [SIZE=8pt](Hopefully, I'll remember to bring my bike!)[/SIZE]
Of course, I'm SURE I just jinxed myself big time. :superstition: [SIZE=8pt](Hopefully, I'll remember to bring my bike!)[/SIZE]
vectervp1
Well-known member
Hey chill out dickweed. Like you just said, you might want to check into reading comprehension.... Perhaps you'll notice that I merely stated his shit was not in one sock. It was the rallymaster who decided to inform him of his mistakes. Man... talk about the pot calling the kettle SkooterG.....
crap.
What on earth am I going to do with a dozen of these puny little too small to fit Magum size Large? :glare:
I gotta visit CVS tonight .....
What on earth am I going to do with a dozen of these puny little too small to fit Magum size Large? :glare:
I gotta visit CVS tonight .....
Warchild
Benevolent Dictator
If you guys are missing this kind of minutia already, you are truly fucked three ways from midnight when you get to Ely.
Doomed, I tells ya.
Doooooooooooooooomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :butcher:
Doomed, I tells ya.
Doooooooooooooooomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :butcher:
As fate would have it I seem to have purchased the correct rubbers after all. Thanks Wal-Mart for having only the SuperSized ones. I would like to think it's because I read the details, but it's probably just blind luck.
As I'm departing tomorrow evening I will just have to adopt a relaxed attitude at this point and any shit that isn't in one sock will fall for Warchild and his uberminions to stir and lord over me.
SkooterG
Purveyor of Crooked Facts
Warchild
Benevolent Dictator
No worries, gentlemen..... you won't be "tasting" then this time.
A different "activity" is planned. Heh.
RenoJohn
Well-known member
Laughing Out Loud In Reno .....I haven't even studied it very much, and I see several things right off the bat.....
1) What condition were you told the $1 bill must be in? 'Cuz the one in the picture... ain't gonna make it.
2) The brand of condoms is correct; the size is not.
3) How many neighboring states does Nevada have? See a map for *all* of them?
Yep..... we'll have some fun, alright....
Man, me didn't think a preliminary pic of my rally swag would get the response ....and the comments from the rallymaster are well taken. New dollar in hand, corrected on condom and me thinks I'm good on maps.
And Yes, old ma' nature is sure shakin' her groove thing real nice for us this weekend.
kaitsdad - no worries, me will have plenty of cigars....
SkooterGhey - Man-O-Man ....I can feel your energy all the way up here in Reno! ...you're at the rev-limiter already dude!! ....We're gunna have some fun this weekend.
Beerme- first round at the Big4 is on me if you sport me on of those mammoth condoms.
vectorvp1 -LOL, we'll see if you cyber-concern carries over into real life.
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So, I've moved into phase "B" of the rally planning
......some important rally notes on the notepad already
......and getting ready to spoon some fresh shoes on the fat old gal. ........but I'm in real dilemna as to which tires to go with ????????
tough decision.
Warchild
Benevolent Dictator
Allow me to help your decision-making.
tough decision.
At its core, Cognoscente events are all about big mileage. This generally translates to an assertive average speed. Which generally means dirt is a sub-optimal surface for this activity, given the choice.
The Cognoscente are of the opinion that, with few exceptions, dirt is for potatoes. Big, fast road machines need tarmac to do their thang best. We will never send a big, fast road machine down where the potatoes grow. However, since riders are creating their own routes during WORD!, *you* are certainly free to send yourself down Potato Road, if you feel so inclined. :lol:
Asphalt, baby. "Nuke and Pave" is our creed!
Mount up the Pilot Roads.
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vectervp1
Well-known member
:lol: I just had to check out those GPS coordinates! Is that a pre-rally test of one of the required items, or just merely using up the remaining ones not needed for the rally?
SkooterG
Purveyor of Crooked Facts
RenoJohn
Well-known member
LOL ...that my friend is the WildKatt Ranch near Mina USA. Always a quick stop for a soda ..but likely not time for such nonsense during the rally. Other numbers ....well google will likey tell you. Just a heavy dose of silly.
dcarver
Well-known member
Hey RJ - you going to use dem dere rubber thingies to protect your ceegars from water?
Jeesh, it ain't supposed to rain this weekend..
Jeesh, it ain't supposed to rain this weekend..
