O The Shame...Round Two

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James Burleigh

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Coming home tonight down five-lane, scenic Hwy 24 (photo, far lanes heading east toward Mt. Diablo)....

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...traffic is very thick, snaking along at a good clip. I'm where I like to be--in the No. 1 lane, threading (sharing :) ) between the number 1 and 2 lanes, like most riders like to be.

Hello, what's this???? You have GOT to be kidding me! :eek:

Off to my right, between the two far-right lanes, is a Vespa :blink: moving up between the cars at a faster rate than I am. That dude stayed ahead of me for about five miles. It was some kid with blue jeans, tennis shoes, and a full-face helmet, with his knees together and his head down. To be honest, I was filled with admiration: "Look at you, dude! You are the freakin' man!" He was out there running with the big dogs, and I do mean SUVs.

I finally lost sight of him (because he got so far ahead--yes, let me have it! :unsure: ). But then I spotted him on my exit. The only reason I caught up to him was because he had pulled off to the side of the ramp, maybe to adjust something, or maybe to cool down his tires and engine from being on fire. As I went by I gave him the wave. Dude earned it. :clapping:

So anyway, I was hoping I could come out from under the Avatar of Shame this weekend, but it looks like I'll have to carry that burden a little (a lot?) longer. In fact, has anyone got a Japanese ceremonial Seppuku knife? I know that's the next step, as someone pointed out in the earlier thread. :(

But in the event I don't manage to pull that Seppuku thing off (although Fang's insisting, the dear), then for my next bike I'm gonna get something with some power and acceleration for a change. :glare: Maybe something like this:

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JB: 1976 through 1978 I rode the SCMA Three Flags Classic Rally three times in a row. I showed my belt buckles and plaques to SkooterG, vectervp1, FJRobert and others when we had dinner at Buffalo's Hot Wings in Chandler last year.

There was a gentleman that was a long time SCMA member who rode a Vespa and worked for Douglas Aircraft in SoCal.

I was close friends with Terry "Tiny" Lund, Sergeant-of-Arms of the Long Beach Hell's Angels'; we were in the US Army together. So I would ride with the HA's from the Orphanage in Tijuana, Mexico to Vancouver Canada's Red Lion Inn.

He would leave at the same time as our pack did, us on our Harley's the first two years and my last year was on a BMW R90S. Each and every year that Vespa would beat us to the finish line. Micah McCloskey on his Indian and this Vespa!

Twas the Tortoise and the Hare. We'd be alongside Highway 5 drinking beer at Coalinga and he would be buzzing past! We would be in Portland chowing down, smoking and bullshitting; and he would buzz past. Finally, he would meet us up at the border; where all of my Angel friends were getting rid of their pot and hiding their guns; and he would finish top 3!

Since my last Three Flags Classic in 1978 I've always treated Vespa riders with respect and admiration. They can ride!

 
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At least the scooter is better than your recent auto purchase! I mannaged to snap a couple pics without him knowing :p

Hans talking stats about his new car with a passerby

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JB;

You wear your "Avatar of Shame" Proudly. You deserve it.

Do us righteous! Take those low cc wads and ingest them into your injectors and watch them fly out the exhaust like the slight oxygenated dweebs they are.

Now go and sin no more....

 
I keep trying to think up some wisea$$ remark to add to all this scooter talk, but all I can think about is Ed Otto and that little Honda Refex in the IBR. :blink:

 
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