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Holy ******, Look Who's Fiddy!

Happy birthday, you crotchety old ****!

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Oh YEAH? I'll have you know that in my younger days I'd try to get laid in 24 hours as many years old I was. At fiddy, I got's a LOOOONNGGG way to go! :rolleyes: I'm celebrating by jumping on the FJR in 58 minutes and going for a nice ride, see ya'll next Monday or so... WhoooEEE!

 
Oh YEAH? I'll have you know that in my younger days I'd try to get laid in 24 hours as many years old I was. At fiddy, I got's a LOOOONNGGG way to go! :rolleyes: I'm celebrating by jumping on the FJR in 58 minutes and going for a nice ride, see ya'll next Monday or so... WhoooEEE!
Always bragging!! That's what I like about you in addition to be lucky enough to know you. Have a Happy 50th BD. Dan, that big 50 is way small in my rear view mirror. Will plan on seeing you at DV in March and see if I can keep up with you, man.. ride Safe. Thanks for the tip on the G2 throttle control, has made my AE more comfortable to ride. :yahoo:

 
I dunno...

maybe its too midwestern,

maybe I'm too feeble, but

once, a nap, and some cash seems more appealing to me now

opie

 
Happy Birthday Carver :drinks: .....I'm right behind you.

If you go out and find a little honey 1/2 your age your still doing pretty good. Just remember, Medicaid doesn't cover the little blue pills.

 
Happy Birthday you old dirt Fart!

Guess you are already out on the ride. So you won't see this until you return. You might want to consider settling for as many seconds of *** to match your years. It's bound to be a more realistic goal!

:)

Jeff

 
So -

Would you care to tell us all what came in the mail within the last 2 or 3 days?

Hmmmmmm.... ????? :unsure:

A little envelope ............ inviting you ..............

to join...................

[SIZE=24pt]THE AARP !!![/SIZE] :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Happy Birfday, DC !!!

Remember - Advil is your friend !!!

 
Have you ever heard the words "I'm not as good as I once was but I’m still as good "once" as I ever was" :devil: It starts to have some meaning now. Happy birthday "Old Man" :clapping:

 
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Happy Birthday you old dirt Fart!Guess you are already out on the ride. So you won't see this until you return. You might want to consider settling for as many seconds of *** to match your years. It's bound to be a more realistic goal!

:)

Jeff
That's really nasty :nono: ....extremely funny :lol2: .....(more then likely true) :lmaosmiley: .....but still nasty :grin: ....& yet I can't stop laughing :eek: .....sorry Dan.... :haha: ....

 
And remember this one truism"

The older I get the faster I was! Tell'em that's your story and you're sticking to it.

Happy Birthday.

 
By the way, who the hell is 'Dan'? :dntknw: I don't know who you guys are wishing a happy, but I'm hoping Don gets some honey for his stinger today. ;)

 
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By the way, who the hell is 'Dan'? :dntknw: I don't know who you guys are wishing a happy, but I'm hoping Don gets some honey for his stinger today. ;)
:thumbsup: on the honey/stinger. Hope you had a great birthday and ride there Mr. Carver.

 
TurboDave

"Dan, that big 50 is way small in my rear view mirror. Will plan on seeing you at DV in March and see if I can keep up with you, man.. ride Safe. "

Dave, not sure how old you really are, but you are my HERO. I can only hope to be doing as well as you come then.. and as far as keeping up, well, you may be my hero and all, but I can still smell el toro poo poo if yahz knowz whats I mean... :rolleyes:

Opie

"I dunno... maybe its too midwestern, maybe I'm too feeble, but once, a nap, and some cash seems more appealing to me now

ahhh jeesh dude, only once? I wasn't buyin' them wimmen ya know... TWN provides them for free! :yahoo:

Rogue

"Happy B-Day!"

Thank You!

AxeMan

"Happy Birthday Carver .....I'm right behind you.

If you go out and find a little honey 1/2 your age your still doing pretty good. Just remember, Medicaid doesn't cover the little blue pills."

Little blue pills? What are those for? TWN said I could just borrow some of yours *should* I need them!

AshMan

"Happy Birthday you old dirt Fart!

Guess you are already out on the ride. So you won't see this until you return. You might want to consider settling for as many seconds of *** to match your years. It's bound to be a more realistic goal!"

OUCH Jefro, that one hurt! Even on a bad day I can make 50 seconds!~ Ok, well, then again... Dog breath! I'm adjusting your clickers at WFO6 when you ain't looking for that statement!

KaitsDad

"So -

Would you care to tell us all what came in the mail within the last 2 or 3 days?

Hmmmmmm.... ?????

A little envelope ............ inviting you ..............

to join...................

[SIZE=24pt]THE AARP !!![/SIZE]

Happy Birfday, DC !!!

Remember - Advil is your friend !!!"

Sad thing KaitsDad, but you are Right! I've been getting flooded with applications. So what's this I hear you've been nominated for AARP president? :blink:

Warsw

"Have you ever heard the words "I'm not as good as I once was but I'm still as good "once" as I ever was" It starts to have some meaning now. Happy birthday "Old Man" "

Uhh, and I thought we was friends and all.. :unsure: Oh well, even if it's only just 'once' I guess that's 100% better than 'nonce'! :dribble:

Mike-H

"That's really nasty ....extremely funny .....(more then likely true) .....but still nasty ....& yet I can't stop laughing .....sorry Dan.... ...."

Mike, Mike, Mikeeeee? You're not helping with comments like that to old boy Ashe.. and, ".....(more then likely true)"... based upon personal experiences? Yeah, I know, the truth and all that..

Gregt E

"Happy Birfday Carver!!!!! Hope you had a great day!!"

Why finally, a gentleman! Free round for you at WFO!

Madmike2

"And remember this one truism"

The older I get the faster I was! Tell'em that's your story and you're sticking to it.

Happy Birthday."

Now that statement is 100% factual, as long as we're talking about riding bikes, not the opposite ***... I hope.... oh geesh.

E1Allen

"Happy Birthday Carver!!! Gimme 25 years to catch up to ya:)"

Punk *** young 'un.. 25 YEARS dude? Think you're up to it? :rolleyes: Actually, you seem pretty mature for your diaper level age bracket and all... B) . Thanks! BTW, can I borrow some of your age bracket wimmens? :rolleyes:

Git-R-Dan

"on the honey/stinger. Hope you had a great birthday and ride there Mr. Carver."

Had a really good birthday. The GF treated me to a very nice dinner, breakfast the next day, then baby sat the doggie while I went to the SuperCross in San Francisco with some buds. All in all a very good bday; one to remember.

Thanks for all the kind words everyone! This FJR community Rocks!

 
Just got back from a four day sledding adventure and find I missed an epic day! All the best Don - see you in Utah if not before. :yahoo:

 
Don,

I'll buy you a beer when I see you next. Funny, you did not look that old to me. **** I must be getting old too.

 
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