Old Guys Rule! Wheatie and mcatrophy approved joke!

[beemerdons]

Old Guys Rule!

An old geezer became bored with retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put up a sign out front that said: " Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Treatment is $500, if not cured, get back $1000."

Doctor "Young", who was positive that this old fart didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to make a quick $1000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic. Here's what transpired.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Aaagh!! That's gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young is annoyed by this and goes back a couple days later to try to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh no you don't-that's gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! Youve got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young, after losing $1000, leaves angrily, and comes back several days later.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak-I can hardly see anything!!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's your $1000" (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "Hey! This is only $10."

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."

 

[HotRodZilla]

Holy crap! That one made me laugh out loud!

 

[C&C]

Pretty good, but in sentence two, Doctor Young (if he had been successful, which he wasn't) would only be making a quick $500; moot point I know, but if he got back a thou, the treatment was still 500.

 

[Proteus1952]

It's amazing how some of the simple ones are the best! Great laugh!

 

[lonerider]

Wish you had told me this before I paid that quack $500...

 

[beemerdons]

Pretty good, but in sentence two, Doctor Young (if he had been successful, which he wasn't) would only be making a quick $500; moot point I know, but if he got back a thou, the treatment was still 500.

Mr. C&C, by any chance are you related to mcatrophy here on our Fine FJR Forum? Perhaps, did your family emigrate to the East Coast from Derby in England? JSNS, inquiring minds do want to know!

 

[Pterodactyl]

Dr. Geezer now owns a BMW dealership.... Dr. Young is his Service manager.

 

[mcatrophy]

Pretty good, but in sentence two, Doctor Young (if he had been successful, which he wasn't) would only be making a quick $500; moot point I know, but if he got back a thou, the treatment was still 500.

Mr. C&C, by any chance are you related to mcatrophy here on our Fine FJR Forum? Perhaps, did your family emigrate to the East Coast from Derby in England? JSNS, inquiring minds do want to know!

Actually, no. If you read it carefully, you'll see the 500 isn't paid until after the consultation, so it is $1000 .

 

[beemerdons]

Pretty good, but in sentence two, Doctor Young (if he had been successful, which he wasn't) would only be making a quick $500; moot point I know, but if he got back a thou, the treatment was still 500.

Mr. C&C, by any chance are you related to mcatrophy here on our Fine FJR Forum? Perhaps, did your family emigrate to the East Coast from Derby in England? JSNS, inquiring minds do want to know!

Actually, no. If you read it carefully, you'll see the 500 isn't paid until after the consultation, so it is $1000

.

 

[mcatrophy]

Pretty good, but in sentence two, Doctor Young (if he had been successful, which he wasn't) would only be making a quick $500; moot point I know, but if he got back a thou, the treatment was still 500.

Mr. C&C, by any chance are you related to mcatrophy here on our Fine FJR Forum? Perhaps, did your family emigrate to the East Coast from Derby in England? JSNS, inquiring minds do want to know!

Actually, no. If you read it carefully, you'll see the 500 isn't paid until after the consultation, so it is $1000

.

Is that where I've been going wrong? Usually it's ATGATT for me.

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(Picture of me on a Brit bike, just to rub it in

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[beemerdons]

Pretty good, but in sentence two, Doctor Young (if he had been successful, which he wasn't) would only be making a quick $500; moot point I know, but if he got back a thou, the treatment was still 500.

Mr. C&C, by any chance are you related to mcatrophy here on our Fine FJR Forum? Perhaps, did your family emigrate to the East Coast from Derby in England? JSNS, inquiring minds do want to know!

Actually, no. If you read it carefully, you'll see the 500 isn't paid until after the consultation, so it is $1000

.

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Is that where I've been going wrong? Usually it's ATGATT for me.
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(Picture of me on a Brit bike, just to rub it in

)

Very nice mcatrophy, LOVE Brit Iron; my 1st road bike was a 1959 Triumph Speed Twin 500, ex-wife still has my 1969 XKE Roadster! JSNS, Damnit!

 

[dudeckp]

Dr. Geezer now owns a BMW dealership.... Dr. Young is his Service manager.

That sounds wrong, wouldn't their policy be:

Service is $500; if not fixed, it's an additional $1000.

 

[Top_Speed1]

Good one!, glad you had those other 2 guys endorse it prior. Actually, I pictured Wheatie as Dr Young.

 

[C&C]

Pretty good, but in sentence two, Doctor Young (if he had been successful, which he wasn't) would only be making a quick $500; moot point I know, but if he got back a thou, the treatment was still 500.

Mr. C&C, by any chance are you related to mcatrophy here on our Fine FJR Forum? Perhaps, did your family emigrate to the East Coast from Derby in England? JSNS, inquiring minds do want to know!

Gee beemerdons you can call me Chuck; east coast yeah, grandfathers from Italy, France and Germany (before the wars ) Wife's from England (part anyway); that must be it. I'll stick to my eval though. lol

 

[Pterodactyl]

Please move this discussion to the "Math" thread.

 

[rushes]

Any pics of the nurse?

 

[beemerdons]

Any pics of the nurse?

Yes there are Russell, she's from Fort Smith AR! JSNS, Goober do you want her phone number?

 

[rushes]

No thanks.

That's my ex's little sister.

She always smells like gasoline btw.

 

[airboss]

Pretty good, but in sentence two, Doctor Young (if he had been successful, which he wasn't) would only be making a quick $500; moot point I know, but if he got back a thou, the treatment was still 500.

Mr. C&C, by any chance are you related to mcatrophy here on our Fine FJR Forum? Perhaps, did your family emigrate to the East Coast from Derby in England? JSNS, inquiring minds do want to know!

Actually, no. If you read it carefully, you'll see the 500 isn't paid until after the consultation, so it is $1000

.

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Is that where I've been going wrong? Usually it's ATGATT for me.
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(Picture of me on a Brit bike, just to rub it in

)

Very nice mcatrophy, LOVE Brit Iron; my 1st road bike was a 1959 Triumph Speed Twin 500, ex-wife still has my 1969 XKE Roadster! JSNS, Damnit!

is it still leaking oil all over the drive way?