beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
OLD MICHAEL'S IRISH COFFEE
A middle-aged Irish woman named Barbara visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband Old Michael's libido..
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when barb called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into Mick's coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a- bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the *** Old Michael provided wasn't good?'
'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best *** I've had in 15 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Dunkin' Donuts again!'
A middle-aged Irish woman named Barbara visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband Old Michael's libido..
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when barb called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into Mick's coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a- bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the *** Old Michael provided wasn't good?'
'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best *** I've had in 15 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Dunkin' Donuts again!'
