OMG!! NEW TERROR THREAT!!

[radman]

And this just in...

"At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to

be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while

in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and

a calculator. At a morning press conference, the attorney general said

he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math

instruction.

Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," a Justice Department spokesman said. "They

desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on

tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like

'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined

they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with

coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to

say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had

wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have

given us more fingers and toes".

 

[Groo]

:lol:

 

[thegunslinger]

Way good!!!!

 

[Feejer/Weejer man]

Radman you are the leader of the pack for Bush haters. Maybe Gore can be re=elected this time around and by re=elected, you know the one Bush stole frome him.

 

[tripletango]

Rad that is pretty basic. Is it really so dam simple! I hate to have foreign ******** determining when we should or should not be able to ride our bikes. One effin tanker sunk in Hormus (sp) and we will be flogged furiously. Ain't heard any thing yet from the loyal opposition that changes that.

WC, igster, s an p this ain't political. This is up the arse of those mothers out there that want to change our lives forever.

 

[HIGHLANDER]

The Great Wizard of Oz

The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage."

"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a brain."

"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"

Up stepped George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."

"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Is Dorothy here?"

 

[mrmoto]

hmmm...political, yet still here

 

[Sherman]

The Great Wizard of Oz
The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage."

"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a brain."

"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"

Up stepped George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."

"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Is Dorothy here?"

The way I heard it there were 5 presidents and the last one, W, steps up with much anticipation and says, "I want to be just like Reagan - give me a brain too! And the Wizard says, "SORRY FRESH OUT!"