One for the cop haters among us
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Silent
Who said FJR's don't do dirt?
Dats some funny chit! :clapping:
ponyfool
Well-known member
OK, that was funny. The sad thing is, it was clearly filmed in Portland as I've had people try that exact same excuse to get out of ticket before. Didn't work in real life either! 
madmike2
Shtirrenuppenmeister
Yeah, I said I was sorry. Doesn't that make it all better? If you give me a ticket you'll ruin my self esteem. Can you imagine how I'll feel about that? And while we're on the subject of feelings, why do you feel so brusque at my inability to obey basic traffic signs and speed limits? I mean, its my road, I pay taxes....and I pay your salary.
I think if I were an officer of the law I would have to expend copious amounts of energy to maintain self-control and to stifle the urge to wretch at that run-on drivel.
I think if I were an officer of the law I would have to expend copious amounts of energy to maintain self-control and to stifle the urge to wretch at that run-on drivel.
Nah, you'd be the guy the Captain was always using as the 'Bad Example' of how to deal with the public.
As in: "Don't wheelie your motor when you catch up with the speeder and point them over to the shoulder."
Mike-H
Independent
Pay the toll to the troll....thanks for playing..... :dribble: ....
Zorlac
Well-known member
FUNNY!
The perfect example of how not to speak to a LEO!
More good advice here.
The perfect example of how not to speak to a LEO!
More good advice here.
uctofeej
Master of Random Thought
Well, I was gonna bet a friend to give that speech a whirl and let me watch. Pony, how 'bout you strap on a helmet cam for the next episode so we can all see? I do love the "clever thought" they put into it. :lol:OK, that was funny. The sad thing is, it was clearly filmed in Portland as I've had people try that exact same excuse to get out of ticket before. Didn't work in real life either!
