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mdisher

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[vent/rant on]

Son of a @#$@#$%... Today we visited a potential vendor to validate some of our software on their hardware. It took about 3 weeks before we could coordinate time in their lab.

I've dealt with the m0m0 that is in charge of the sales engineers for the last couple weeks on and off. The trip for me was about 130 miles this morning so I rode there. One of my guys IT guys drove up and two engineers who support the project drove up separately.

The two engineers get into an accident on the highway about 40 miles away... Nobody was hurt but the car is probably totaled (one of those bumper to bumper chain reaction type crashes). But that's not what sucked.

The Lab manager, that guy... You know the type, the kind with that doesn't matter what it is, he's had or done better? One of us had to go get our engineers (since thankfully they weren't hurt), but I couldn't do that because I rode. So I was stuck there with him for almost 2 hours.

Of course he rides too... Used to have an FJR :rolleyes: , and before that an FJ 1200, and of course he's had a busa, and currently owns a Wing, but just got a new Zuki M109 (cherry red) but before he got it he of course switched out the wheels, and pipes, and blah, blah, blah....

I got to hear all about how he stole the wing, how no-body can pick it up if you drop them so that's why he rarely rides it anymore cause he doesn't want to get stranded if he drops it, although there was a great story about how his buddy, just leans it up enough to get his on the wheels, starts it up and pops the clutch to pick his up. (WTF??)

His new m109 is so powerful now with the new pipes, he didn't buy a Rocket 3 because he didn't like the way it moved when it was leaned over and you got on the throttle. blah, blah, blah...

I was waiting for an invitation to race but that never came.

He's a self proclaimed sport-bike rider, but only now has the boulevard and wing, but I learned that you can't ride a bike like the FJR fast in the twisties, at least not as fast as the M109. It's the best there is.

Well **** me.

2+ hours of nothing but ********.

[vent/rant off]

I feel better now, but dread having to work with this prick again.

 
[vent/rant on]
Son of a @#$@#$%... Today we visited a potential vendor to validate some of our software on their hardware. It took about 3 weeks before we could coordinate time in their lab.

I've dealt with the m0m0 that is in charge of the sales engineers for the last couple weeks on and off. The trip for me was about 130 miles this morning so I rode there. One of my guys IT guys drove up and two engineers who support the project drove up separately.

The two engineers get into an accident on the highway about 40 miles away... Nobody was hurt but the car is probably totaled (one of those bumper to bumper chain reaction type crashes). But that's not what sucked.

The Lab manager, that guy... You know the type, the kind with that doesn't matter what it is, he's had or done better? One of us had to go get our engineers (since thankfully they weren't hurt), but I couldn't do that because I rode. So I was stuck there with him for almost 2 hours.

Of course he rides too... Used to have an FJR :rolleyes: , and before that an FJ 1200, and of course he's had a busa, and currently owns a Wing, but just got a new Zuki M109 (cherry red) but before he got it he of course switched out the wheels, and pipes, and blah, blah, blah....

I got to hear all about how he stole the wing, how no-body can pick it up if you drop them so that's why he rarely rides it anymore cause he doesn't want to get stranded if he drops it, although there was a great story about how his buddy, just leans it up enough to get his on the wheels, starts it up and pops the clutch to pick his up. (WTF??)

His new m109 is so powerful now with the new pipes, he didn't buy a Rocket 3 because he didn't like the way it moved when it was leaned over and you got on the throttle. blah, blah, blah...

I was waiting for an invitation to race but that never came.

He's a self proclaimed sport-bike rider, but only now has the boulevard and wing, but I learned that you can't ride a bike like the FJR fast in the twisties, at least not as fast as the M109. It's the best there is.

Well **** me.

2+ hours of nothing but ********.

[vent/rant off]

I feel better now, but dread having to work with this prick again.
So now why with all your forum bullshitting experience didn't you lay a thick line of **** on him and take him out on the back roads there and flog the bastard with your ride.

That woulda been fun two ways.Get with it Renny.

 
So during all of this talk what did Mr. Blowhard have parked in the lot? Did you ask him if you could see his bike?

BTW, better you than me :)

 
On such occasions, pray for uncontrolled flatulance. It works.

 
Send him down to E. TN on that 109 and a 5' 100+ lb. little old lady will hand him his arse while riding her FJR. :devil:

 
So during all of this talk what did Mr. Blowhard have parked in the lot? Did you ask him if you could see his bike?
BTW, better you than me :)

Dunno, didn't get that far... Because of the accident we were running behind. He wanted to see my bike and I was going to show it to him, though I'm sure he'd have asked to ride it then I'd have to kill him then and there.

I have no doubt he drove a Beemer to work. Not that there's anything wrong with Beemers, but he fit the type that would be leased up to his ears in a vehicle like that. ;/

 
The blowhard I get to work with got a sportster, then, since he knew he couldn't keep up, immediately became the best dirt bike rider anybody has ever seen (since there was no way to prove it). The Harley platform matches his mentality perfectly (sorry, dcarver - you sound like you can RIDE, and I've seen several other HD faithful who were impressive, but dang that platform attracts a lot of poseurs) - He can blow all the smoke he wants, then when you ask him along for a ride, he has the perfect excuse for not being able to keep up with the crotch rockets (he considers the FJR, or anything else with more hp, a crotch rocket) since he's got a cruiser. Add the bolt-on 'customization' and all the brand-name gear and he's in hog heaven (pun intended). Frickin' sheep.

 
[vent/rant on]
Son of a @#$@#$%... Today we visited a potential vendor to validate some of our software on their hardware. It took about 3 weeks before we could coordinate time in their lab.

I've dealt with the m0m0 that is in charge of the sales engineers for the last couple weeks on and off. The trip for me was about 130 miles this morning so I rode there. One of my guys IT guys drove up and two engineers who support the project drove up separately.

The two engineers get into an accident on the highway about 40 miles away... Nobody was hurt but the car is probably totaled (one of those bumper to bumper chain reaction type crashes). But that's not what sucked.

The Lab manager, that guy... You know the type, the kind with that doesn't matter what it is, he's had or done better? One of us had to go get our engineers (since thankfully they weren't hurt), but I couldn't do that because I rode. So I was stuck there with him for almost 2 hours.

Of course he rides too... Used to have an FJR :rolleyes: , and before that an FJ 1200, and of course he's had a busa, and currently owns a Wing, but just got a new Zuki M109 (cherry red) but before he got it he of course switched out the wheels, and pipes, and blah, blah, blah....

I got to hear all about how he stole the wing, how no-body can pick it up if you drop them so that's why he rarely rides it anymore cause he doesn't want to get stranded if he drops it, although there was a great story about how his buddy, just leans it up enough to get his on the wheels, starts it up and pops the clutch to pick his up. (WTF??)

His new m109 is so powerful now with the new pipes, he didn't buy a Rocket 3 because he didn't like the way it moved when it was leaned over and you got on the throttle. blah, blah, blah...

I was waiting for an invitation to race but that never came.

He's a self proclaimed sport-bike rider, but only now has the boulevard and wing, but I learned that you can't ride a bike like the FJR fast in the twisties, at least not as fast as the M109. It's the best there is.

Well **** me.

2+ hours of nothing but ********.

[vent/rant off]

I feel better now, but dread having to work with this prick again.
HEY!!!! I'm that SOB/Prick you're talking about on this forum. You didn't think I was still a member??

If you think your software is getting on our hardware, YOU have another thing coming!!!!!!!

I'm calling your boss to let him know the deal is OFF!!!

:p :p :p :p I had you looking at my profile...didn't I???? Looking to see where I was...... :D :D

You have to take these guys with a grain of salt. Don't make appointments with him early in the morning. Make them after lunch and have a "Three Martini" lunch and go see him..... ;) ;)

BTDT.......ain't it fun!!!!!

 
Get on your bike,

Turn the right grip until you can't remember a thing he said!

That's what works for me.

Tom

 
(sorry, dcarver - you sound like you can RIDE, and I've seen several other HD faithful who were impressive, but dang that platform attracts a lot of poseurs)
No problem here. I agree with you.. You won't see any HD tats on my body.. I just like motorcycles in general and the HD scratches an itch the FJR can't. and vice versa. :rolleyes:
 
So, how many more years will you have to do business with this guy? Maybe next time you can just send the engineers and take the day off. ;)

 
So, how many more years will you have to do business with this guy? Maybe next time you can just send the engineers and take the day off. ;)
I should never have to spend any amount of time with that fella again.

If we end up bringing in that hardware in house I'm sure he won't be there to install it cause he really can't install anything or do anything. He's a manager type that's lost the ability to actually do anything beyond spout off tech sheet answers. Of course he'd never admit that... What we had to do wasn't all that difficult and he had an SE drive in from 150 miles away to do the mouse clicks for him.

Yeah boy!

 
I should never have to spend any amount of time with that fella again.
If we end up bringing in that hardware in house I'm sure he won't be there to install it cause he really can't install anything or do anything. He's a manager type that's lost the ability to actually do anything beyond spout off tech sheet answers. Of course he'd never admit that... What we had to do wasn't all that difficult and he had an SE drive in from 150 miles away to do the mouse clicks for him.

Yeah boy!
Hey, is this the guy we all used the beat the crap out of on the playground?

 
[vent/rant on]
His new m109 is so powerful now with the new pipes, he didn't buy a Rocket 3 because he didn't like the way it moved when it was leaned over and you got on the throttle. blah, blah, blah...

I was waiting for an invitation to race but that never came.

He's a self proclaimed sport-bike rider, but only now has the boulevard and wing, but I learned that you can't ride a bike like the FJR fast in the twisties, at least not as fast as the M109. It's the best there is.
Odd, I just was at the yammi dealership and saw an M109. Also noticed their 06 A was not on the floor. I asked the sales guy and he said, this guy came in and said "I have to have an FJR." He apparently went riding at Red River Gorge, and couldn't keep up with his 2 buddies on FJR's. He then rode his friends FJR and was sold the minute he rode it. So he bought the 06 A. Guess that guy just coulnd't ride an M109.... :rolleyes:

 
Send him down to E. TN on that 109 and a 5' 100+ lb. little old lady will hand him his arse while riding her FJR. :devil:

Play nice Vicki, you know the blow hard will be blaming his bike after you Spank him.
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